If any of you guys want to "embrace your grey," all the more power to you. I don't want that. I never got to see my beard in its natural color, so I'm dying it now.
I'm doing better now. I make sure the dye stuff goes under the whiskers, not just on top of it, and it dyes better. Then in between that, I use their beard wash, which is designed to slowly turn your beard to its color. I find it makes the beard hold its color way better, meaning I don't have to dye it as often. Then I use their anti-grey shampoo because I was starting to get some grey at the temples. The heck with that. I never agreed to that.
I've zapped out all my grey, both in my beard and in my head of hair. I've decided to go with no grey for now. I was either going to get rid of all the grey, and keep leading my law-abiding life, or I was going to accept the grey with dignity, but start smuggling cocaine in from Columbia for big bucks. Respect my choice.
I don't have many demands from life, but here are mine:
1. No grey in my hair or in my beard.
2. I will continue to type two spaces at the end of a sentence.
3. I type up my documents in LibreOffice Writer and NOT in Microsoft Word.
4. I want mustard and no mayo on my sandwiches.
5. I drink black tea and NO coffee.
I don't think I'm asking for that much.