anyone get the new Romo Joke?

[MONT17]

its on email and text mess... I didnt get it? ppl have said its funny!!!

 

[JVita17]

I think it goes

BREAKING NEWS: Tony Romo tried to commit sucide but unsucessful due to the bullet being intercepted.

 

[tko112204]

I remember people made that joke about Rich Gannon after they played Tampa in the SB. Something like... "Rich Gannon tried to jump out of his hotel window, but a Buccaneer intercepted him on his way down."

BTW, first post and I'm a Romosexual.

 

[dadymat]

I remember people made that joke about Rich Gannon after they played Tampa in the SB. Something like... "Rich Gannon tried to jump out of his hotel window, but a Buccaneer intercepted him on his way down."

BTW, first post and I'm a Romosexual.

 

[jeffm]

let me guess, the bullet got tipped

 

[Future]

let me guess, the bullet got tipped

No, but there was a ton of pressure on the trigger finger...and the target was well covered.

 

[Matt]

Wow, looks like we have some eagle/giant/skin fans here..

Back up your team, show pride... Why would you find that joke funny? Seriously?

 

[CM Duck]

I got one today that has 2 do with Tony and Jessica breaking up 4 a certain reason...but I shouldnt post it on here. Its an "R" rated, LOL, joke. I dont feel like getting in trouble here.

But it was a funny one

 

[parchy]

Wow, looks like we have some eagle/giant/skin fans here..

Back up your team, show pride... Why would you find that joke funny? Seriously?

Because our team has been the biggest running joke in the league for the last two months.

You think we don't deserve to get hammered for all the history we throw in people's faces and the absolute joke our team has been over the last 10 years?

 

[KingintheNorth]

I got one today that has 2 do with Tony and Jessica breaking up 4 a certain reason...but I shouldnt post it on here. Its an "R" rated, LOL, joke. I dont feel like getting in trouble here.

But it was a funny one

PM me. I'd like to hear it.

 

[cmacch]

PM me. I'd like to hear it.

Me too me too!!

 

[jeffm]

Wow, looks like we have some eagle/giant/skin fans here..

Back up your team, show pride... Why would you find that joke funny? Seriously?

For me? It's just a way to vent my frustration and realize that some attributes of our players are true. Cowboy fan for life here :toast:

 

[TRUTH87]

yeah sumone PM me the jess/romo joke.

 

[cowboyschmps3]

one of my friends sent it to me...hes a Cowboy fan well atleast i though but i guess not...nop i dont think so.......i deleted it after he sent it.....GO ROMO!!!GO COWBOYS!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

PM me the R-rated joke too, please

 

[dcfanatic]

I know it.

Here it is.

He's dating Jessica Simpson and he got a $60 mil contract because he's the QB of the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[Jon88]

I know it.

Here it is.

He's dating Jessica Simpson and he got a $60 mil contract because he's the QB of the Dallas Cowboys.

He also sucks in big games, yet doesn't seem to mind.

 

[CM Duck]

to those I PM'd the joke to....Thanks! I'll be here all weekend. Dont forget to tip your waitress.....

 

[jwitten82]

to those I PM'd the joke to....Thanks! I'll be here all weekend. Dont forget to tip your waitress.....

could you PM me the joke?

 

[CM Duck]

here is an oldie but a goodie for the entire team:

*after the last 2 games of the regular season Jerry Jones has submitted a request to change the team name to the Dallas Possums. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road