Anyone hear anything about signing another FA?

[ESisback]

I heard...
Gene Simmons likes money, Eddie Money died, and most players want too much money.

 

[Rayman70]

You can see the fire in his eyes!

LMAO YES INDEED. Real upside.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

OK so basically no one has heard anything lol thanks

I know a guy that works for the team. He’s responsible for dumping out the hot dog water after games. Anyway, he was telling me that Stephen is about to make big splash on defense. Possibly trading for Jalen Ramsey.

 

[ESisback]

LMAO YES INDEED. Real upside.

Big Ern at TE!

 

[ESisback]

I know a guy that works for the team. He’s responsible for dumping out the hot dog water after games. Anyway, he was telling me that Stephen is about to make big splash on defense. Possibly trading for Jalen Ramsey.

Spittin’ coffee! This board is blessed with many skilled purveyors of sarcasm!

 

[817Gill]

Rumor is Carol is making conjugal visits to Joe Exotic.

I was not prepared for the utter absurdity that documentary displayed lol. A lifestyle I never could have imagined existed lol

 

[Rockport]

I was not prepared for the utter absurdity that documentary displayed lol. A lifestyle I never could have imagined existed lol

Felt bad for the animals. They must be thinking to themselves, “these humans are ***** up”.

 

[Verdict]

He’s that dude from Punk’d married to Kristen Bell.

How they got together I will never know.

 

[Sandyf]

Dallas is in talks with Jameis Winston. They're trying to use Winston to push down Dak's asking price. They put Dak's agent on speaker phone then told him to hold on, we have Winston's agent on the other line.

Did that help?

Now that's funny