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CowboyStar88

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Ok seriously is that guy annoying or what??? His dumb apologies are annoying. I would look at my pops and say what did this guy just say?? Oh my! Someone needs to tell the Cards that this is nationally televised and that tomato and blenders have nothing to do with football. Ok Rant done.
 
CowboyStar88 said:
Ok seriously is that guy annoying or what??? His dumb apologies are annoying. I would look at my pops and say what did this guy just say?? Oh my! Someone needs to tell the Cards that this is nationally televised and that tomato and blenders have nothing to do with football. Ok Rant done.
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He was awful. Simply awful.

If I was a Cards' fan I would be embarrassed with that yahwho calling my games.
 
"it's like trying to throw spam in a can."

"yeah, I'm gonna say it [about Mathieu] - Troy Polamalu."

"time for some Imodium AD"

"here's the blender, here's the tomato."

"he's a flagpole with eyebrows."

"a booty bomb just went off, didn't it?"

"you want to bring the booty, you don't want it to get brought on you."

"he looks like a centaur."

"he could have raked his face with the shoulder block."

"Tom Moore - the Quarterback Whisperer. Whispering in the ear of Peyton Manning for 14 years - well, 12 years."

"that's what you wanna see - lickity jingle!"

"ooooh the Honey Badger! Had the spidey sense going!"

"man, look at Harris...got the dreads going."

"look at the OH the little Barry Sanders right there!" -- talking about the Cardinals 428th string RB.

"I don't think there's any question the Arizona Cardinals are going to lead the league in 12 personnel - one back, two tight ends."

"I tell ya. We're gonna see redzone, redzone, redzone."

"Back in the old days they used to slap ya around a little bit - smelling sauce. Like 'cmon kid, cmon!'"

"You want your center to be brrrright."
 
As someone pointed out in the chat room he sounds like Jessie the body Ventura..lol..he called Tanney Miami's QB Tanneyhill a few times
 
It was annoying at first but it kinda grew on me after a while. In that endearing oaf kind of way.

The game was kinda not so good honestly his commentary was probably the highlight for me. Kinda like watching Emmitt Smith opine on the rice of passage.
 
nickjamesw43 said:
It was annoying at first but it kinda grew on me after a while. In that endearing oaf kind of way.

The game was kinda not so good honestly his commentary was probably the highlight for me. Kinda like watching Emmitt Smith opine on the rice of passage.
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My problem was he was trying to be funny but he was just awful at it lol. If you want good color commentary then Razor for the Dallas Stars is the best in the business. This guy made me cringe.
 
casmith07 said:
"it's like trying to throw spam in a can."

"yeah, I'm gonna say it [about Mathieu] - Troy Polamalu."

"time for some Imodium AD"

"here's the blender, here's the tomato."

"he's a flagpole with eyebrows."

"a booty bomb just went off, didn't it?"

"you want to bring the booty, you don't want it to get brought on you."

"he looks like a centaur."

"he could have raked his face with the shoulder block."

"Tom Moore - the Quarterback Whisperer. Whispering in the ear of Peyton Manning for 14 years - well, 12 years."

"that's what you wanna see - lickity jingle!"

"ooooh the Honey Badger! Had the spidey sense going!"

"man, look at Harris...got the dreads going."

"look at the OH the little Barry Sanders right there!" -- talking about the Cardinals 428th string RB.

"I don't think there's any question the Arizona Cardinals are going to lead the league in 12 personnel - one back, two tight ends."

"I tell ya. We're gonna see redzone, redzone, redzone."

"Back in the old days they used to slap ya around a little bit - smelling sauce. Like 'cmon kid, cmon!'"

"You want your center to be brrrright."
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Its bad i can remember him saying everyone one of these...am i the only one who thought i was listening to Jesse Ventura?
 
Try listening to Bernie Kosar. Watched the lions/browns game and man was he bad. Sounded like he was drunk or something, would just stop mid sentence and never finish.

During a replay he would say "now look at this press man coverage right here..." the CB would then drop 10 yards into a zone lol
 
He has been around awhile doing the radio broadcast. I thought he was funny, the wife was annoyed.
 
casmith07 said:
"it's like trying to throw spam in a can."

"yeah, I'm gonna say it [about Mathieu] - Troy Polamalu."

"time for some Imodium AD"

"here's the blender, here's the tomato."

"he's a flagpole with eyebrows."

"a booty bomb just went off, didn't it?"

"you want to bring the booty, you don't want it to get brought on you."

"he looks like a centaur."

"he could have raked his face with the shoulder block."

"Tom Moore - the Quarterback Whisperer. Whispering in the ear of Peyton Manning for 14 years - well, 12 years."

"that's what you wanna see - lickity jingle!"

"ooooh the Honey Badger! Had the spidey sense going!"

"man, look at Harris...got the dreads going."

"look at the OH the little Barry Sanders right there!" -- talking about the Cardinals 428th string RB.

"I don't think there's any question the Arizona Cardinals are going to lead the league in 12 personnel - one back, two tight ends."

"I tell ya. We're gonna see redzone, redzone, redzone."

"Back in the old days they used to slap ya around a little bit - smelling sauce. Like 'cmon kid, cmon!'"

"You want your center to be brrrright."
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I didn't get to hear him (I had the Dallas feed), but all those quotes are great! I'd listen to him.
 
The raked in the head comment drew a double take out of me.
 
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