Art's greatest hits?

tideh20heel

Well-Known Member
Messages
503
Reaction score
440
I was wondering if in honor of Dallas-Deadskin week anybody who frequents extremeskins could post some of Art's most outlandish predictions/self gratifiying stories. That guy cracks me up, he is like a caripicture of a skins fan.:star:
 

SultanOfSix

Star Power
Messages
12,959
Reaction score
8,179
Art: I believe we have the best owner in sports, the best players in all of football, the best coaching staff in all of football, the best organization in sports, the best personnel deparment, the best damn football team on the planet, and after we kick the cowboys collective ***** 55-3, we're gonna go to NY, and to Phili, and to Tampa, and to Carolina, and on to the playoffs and kick the other teams *** in the SB, BYEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antagonist: But you're two and five:

Art: BYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antagonist: And you have one of the worst defenses in the league and have to go into multiple hostile environments and win.

Art: BYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Wimbo

Active Member
Messages
4,133
Reaction score
3
Art: "The reason most Commander fans feel good about free agent signings we make is because almost all of them have actually worked out, even under former management. All of them have worked out under current management. We've seen players perform in ways they never did before after we acquired them. We're probably smart to view that track record as a sign of potential in current signings too, don't you think?"

__________________
 

Wimbo

Active Member
Messages
4,133
Reaction score
3
Art: "Apparently you feel the simple fact Tony Romo has been in the league and done absolutely nothing for a longer stretch than Jason Campbell, that he is somehow ahead of Campbell. This is so daft it almost shouldn't be addressed for fear of subsequent laughter.

Romo is a marginally talented football player who is still evolving as an NFL prospect. He played on a lower level in college and produced on a lower rate of quality than Campbell. In one game against a real football team, Romo had 5 interceptions against Kansas State.

Romo is slower, shorter, smaller, weaker, less accurate and in all other ways one measures physical talent, lesser than Campbell. Simply riding the bench and beating out a baseball player doesn't not elevate him. But, here's the kicker. Todd Collins is an LONG-TIME backup in the league selected in the second round of the NFL draft. While he does, indeed, suck, he sucks far less than a player he's better than in Romo, in that he has more skill, more knowledge of the system, more experience and all that good stuff.

He even played at a real college to boot.

Campbell has to beat out this guy to even earn backup status. While Campbell is the hope for our future, he certainly would be considered a better option to anyone you have behind your starter, and, what's best, he may not even be our top option. That's just how far ahead we are compared to you."
 

AtlCB

Well-Known Member
Messages
3,860
Reaction score
110
Wimbo;1134217 said:
Art: "Apparently you feel the simple fact Tony Romo has been in the league and done absolutely nothing for a longer stretch than Jason Campbell, that he is somehow ahead of Campbell. This is so daft it almost shouldn't be addressed for fear of subsequent laughter.

Romo is a marginally talented football player who is still evolving as an NFL prospect. He played on a lower level in college and produced on a lower rate of quality than Campbell. In one game against a real football team, Romo had 5 interceptions against Kansas State.

Romo is slower, shorter, smaller, weaker, less accurate and in all other ways one measures physical talent, lesser than Campbell. Simply riding the bench and beating out a baseball player doesn't not elevate him. But, here's the kicker. Todd Collins is an LONG-TIME backup in the league selected in the second round of the NFL draft. While he does, indeed, suck, he sucks far less than a player he's better than in Romo, in that he has more skill, more knowledge of the system, more experience and all that good stuff.

He even played at a real college to boot.

Campbell has to beat out this guy to even earn backup status. While Campbell is the hope for our future, he certainly would be considered a better option to anyone you have behind your starter, and, what's best, he may not even be our top option. That's just how far ahead we are compared to you."

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Did he really write that???
 

Hostile

The Duke
Messages
119,565
Reaction score
4,544
Somebody look up AsthmaField's post mocking Art's game report.

It was classic.
 
Top