At 82 years old, Jerry Jones is the oldest GM in the NFL by 13 years

[TwentyOne]

Hey at least we are #1 in something.

There is no "we" in Jerry.

 

[TwentyOne]

Jerry will be 90+ still talking about he's making decisions, only decision should be if he puts his teeth in or not today!!

He has implants.

No decisions to make left.

 

[IceStar-D7]

And it shows -physically and mentally.

 

[Pass2Run]

By last count, 3 other GMs are suspected of being his illegitimate children.

That was in the 90s since they last did the count. It's tripled since then.

 

[TwentyOne]

82 and still sucking big time.

 

[ArtClink]

"We're lucky to have continuity at the GM position".

 

[Johannes44]

82 and still sucking big time.

Like his pappy always said - them glory h0les ain't gonna suck itself.

 

[Whyjerry]

The oldest. The most morally corrupt. The most dishonest. The ugliest. The dumbest. The most incoherent. Jerry just sucks.

 

[GMO415]

Wait, you're telling me that 82 year olds are not innovative and progressive? Shocker!

 

[Chasing6]

For the love of a God, at what point does the Wisdom start to kick in???

 

[JonesBoys]

No better man for the job as Jerrah said.

 

[JoeKing]

The oldest because he refuses to die. Stubborn old bat!

 

[ArtClink]

The oldest. The most morally corrupt. The most dishonest. The ugliest. The dumbest. The most incoherent. Jerry just sucks.

Preach it brother

 

[IMGumby]

Hopefully, he does not make it to 83.

Y'all need cheering up - here's the actuarial life table if you want to know the probability of getting a new GM. It's currently around an 8% probability of Jerry "Stepping Down" by 2026.

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html#fn1

 

[Chasing6]

Y'all need cheering up - here's the actuarial life table if you want to know the probability of getting a new GM. It's currently around an 8% probability of Jerry "Stepping Down" by 2026.

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html#fn1

Then re-do the math for Stephen and we are back to being depressed again.

 

[Risen Star]

I think you mean 82 years, 4 months and 26 days.

 

[Chasing6]

"We're lucky to have continuity at the GM position".

I agree. Bad luck, very bad luck.

 

[rags747]

Hopefully, he does not make it to 83.

The universe is funny, it sees a very early end for u as well but then u were just wasting air anyway. Enjoy your box, Happy Dreams!

 

[rags747]

The oldest because he refuses to die. Stubborn old bat!

If I recall correctly u yourself were pretty sick, u had your end in sight. I’m sure it was not a great place to be. I’m surprised at your response after that.

 

[Vtwin]

Wow. We have the longest tenured and oldest GM.

All that experience for free!