Attention ***** Tony Romo falls into a pond at Lake Tahoe Celebrity Classic

gbrittain

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The guy is genius.

No one would ever read the little blog he has if he did not make up outlandish things about Romo.

What a pathetic way to make a living, but genius.:rolleyes:
 

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Spectre;2144380 said:
Dallas Morning News writes about TravelGolf.com Tony Romo blog, but homers forget to mention that Romo choked in yet another sport


The Dallas Morning News wrote a blog about my blog on attention ***** Tony Romo going Woody Austin. Which proves two things.
1). That Texas’ biggest and most prominent newspaper understands who’s the recognized expert on golf, especially celebrity golf. 2). Most newspaper sports writers really do struggle to come up with blog topics (unlike this completely non self-promoting blog for example).
Interesting how the Dallas Morning News failed to note how Romo choked in another sport this weekend though. That’s right, it turns out that Jessica Simpson’s dimmer half doesn’t just freeze up in football when something’s big on the line. He gags in golf too.
For there’s Tony Romo in the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship final round Sunday, shooting an even par 72, doing just enough to insure he can’t win (he finished third, behind the ancient Rick Rhoden and Dan Quinn). Remind you of any playoff games you’ve seen lately, bandwagon Boys’ fan losers?
I don’t know if character is really revealed in golf as the old saying goes, but Tony Romo’s sure was this weekend. He did everything he could to dominate the headlines (no mean feat with Green Bay’s quarterback-in-waiting-limbo Aaron Rodgers in the field) by falling into a pond and having Simpson follow him around everywhere like a lost puppy. Then when winning time came, Romo went belly up.
That’s classic Tony Romo.
This guy couldn’t win a Scrabble tournament against a 3-year-old if he was given a 500-point lead. Heck, Romo couldn’t beat a blind man in tag. (Though that blind man could probably intercept one or two of his playoff passes).
There’s a reason Tony Romo has lost every playoff game he’s ever played, including this last year when everyone knew he had the best team in the NFC.) It’s 0 for 2 and counting for Tony Romo in playoff football, set to be 0 for 3 this winter with PacMan “it’s not Adam, it’s Adam” Jones screaming at him. And it’s 0 for and counting for Romo in big celebrity golf tournaments too. You know when he’s not just playing against Matt Lauer and true class act Justin Timberlake.
Forget about Terrell Owens crying for Tony Romo. I want to cry for TO, whose heart and guts you have to respect, for being saddled with this no-nerves choke artist.
Of course, you won’t read about any of this in those suddenly sunny-side homer Dallas Morning News reports. Where’s Skip Bayless when you need him?
And THIS is what happens when you give REAL attention ****** some attention.
 

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peplaw06;2144671 said:
And THIS is what happens when you give REAL attention ****** some attention.
:bow:

He's really trying to stretch his 15 minutes, isn't he?
 

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Some Cowboy fan must have pissed in this guy's cereal. He seems to attribute an even more unnatural hatred to the team than most Commanders fans!

It's the kind of senseless outrage that I find very entertaining. I bet he'd be even more pissed to know that his rinky-dink article is gettin' some major laughs from real Cowboys fans.

:lmao:
 

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Nobody is as big of an attention ***** as Brett Favre is.

Two seasons in a row he cries at the end, then retires at the end of the second season.

And now he comes out of retirement, and goes on the Greta Vansustern show.

Give it up Brett, you are an old man now, .. it is a young man's game.
 

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Wow, what a total loser. That guy should be fired. I would assume that TravelGolf.com was supposed to comment on the sport of golf, not resemble a Commanders/Eagles hate blog.

And I just saw dcfanatic's video of Romo highlights from that celebrity tourney he played in recently. That's the first time I've really seen him play. (Thanks, DCF.) If Romo really doesn't practice very much, he has some amazing talent to play that well.
 

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Romo was the only top-10 finisher who was NOT playing for money.

Rick Rhoden, $125,000 23 22 23-68
Dan Quinn, $60,000 17 22 28-67
Grant Fuhr, $30,000 21 16 27-64
a-Tony Romo 23 20 21-64
Pierre Larouche, $17,502.67 23 18 21-62
Jack Wagner, $17,502.67 18 19 25-62
Brett Hull, $17,502.67 25 12 25-62
Mark Rypien, $12,504 23 16 21-60
Jeremy Roenick, $11,004 26 13 18-57
Lawrence Taylor, $8,587.72 18 21 15-54
 

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WV Cowboy;2145190 said:
Nobody is as big of an attention ***** as Brett Favre is.

Give it up Brett, you are an old man now, .. it is a young man's game.

Hey, I find Favre as annoying as anyone, but to say it is a young man's game after he threw for over 4,000 yards, got his team to the NFC championship, and made the Pro Bowl is kind of naive, don't you think? Aaron Rodgers can only wish he had Favre's physical attributes.

He is an idiot, sure. He makes some incredibly boneheaded throws, absolutely. But to suggest he doesn't still have the physical talent to play this game is equally idiotic. Or maybe I'm too sensitive because I'm 37 myself. :LOL
 
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