Aussie Couple Rescued From Water After Using Sex Doll as a Raft

[Doomsday101]

A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River in Australia blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognized flotation devices’’.

Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.

They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/0...ed-water-using-sex-doll-raft/?test=latestnews

 

[bbgun]

This is why I always keep one in the house. No other reasons.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Heard this on the radio the other day.

I think they were floating down the flooded streets, headed to McDonalds but they had to call for help when they noticed some bull sharks on their tail.

 

[Doomsday101]

Row, Row, Row your ho gently down the stream. :laugh2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Row, Row, Row your ho gently down the stream. :laugh2:

Merrily Merrily Merrily...HELP I'M DROWNING!1!

 

[peplaw06]

A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River in Australia blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognized flotation devices’’.

Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.

They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/0...ed-water-using-sex-doll-raft/?test=latestnews

Not recognized flotation devices?? They don't recognize that something made of plastic and filled with air can help you float??

 

[Faerluna]

Row, Row, Row your ho gently down the stream. :laugh2:

Merrily Merrily Merrily...HELP I'M DROWNING!1!

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

 

[Cajuncowboy]

This thread has some great potential. It should be stickied.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River in Australia blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

Let' play "Count the double entendres in this sentence", shall we?

 

[xout]

Row, Row, Row your ho gently down the stream. :laugh2:

I spit water on my screen. Thanks.

 

[big dog cowboy]

That dude looks just like Yeager.

 

[Yeagermeister]

That dude looks just like Yeager.

Nah too skinny :laugh2:

 

[silverbear]

Nah too skinny :laugh2:

Besides, you ARE a flotation device, aren't you??

 

[Cajuncowboy]

Besides, you ARE a flotation device, aren't you??

Ohhh! Nice shot! How ya been SB???? Long time no talk.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Besides, you ARE a flotation device, aren't you??

I might be fluffy but I'm not full of hot air like you. :laugh2:

 

[silverbear]

I might be fluffy but I'm not full of hot air like you. :laugh2:

If it wasn't for this forum, I would indeed be full of hot air... but y'all give me a chance to expel all of that...

 

[silverbear]

Ohhh! Nice shot! How ya been SB???? Long time no talk.

I'm hangin' in there, CC... hope you're doing well...

It's true, we don't run across each other nearly as much since they closed the Politics Zone... that might be the best thing that could have happened for our friendship, LOL...

 

[WV Cowboy]

Using a sex toy as a raft may seem weird, .. but I guess it's better than using a raft as a sex toy.

:laugh2:

Ba Da Boom, .. I'll be here all evening!