Awesome Cowboys

[Bob Sacamano]

the Dr. says awesome thread should be out and about, and walking around, in no time

the infusion of awesomeness was just the trick

 

[Khartun]

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

He who controls the ice cream birthday cake controls the universe.

 

[CowboyMike]

 

[Yeagermeister]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/witten.jpg

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[Bob Sacamano]

awesome thread does not want non-awesome yeagermeister to get the last word in

need

mo'

awesum

 

[THUMPER]

awesome thread does not want non-awesome yeagermeister to get the last word in

need

mo'

awesum

I don't know, that picture of Witten helmetless was pretty darn AWESOME!!!

 

[Four]

http://i268.***BLOCKED***/albums/jj36/ShadowWolfSBI/Inspirational%20Posters/Awesomeness.jpg

 

[Four]

http://img216.*************/img216/9990/approachingcriticalawes.jpg

 

[SLATEmosphere]

 

[CowboyMike]

Something I whipped up right now... (Harking back to a despair poster thread we had a couple years ago)

 

[CowboyMike]

Make your own Despair Posters here: http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

 

[Dallas]

The Dallas Cowboys are ....................................................



10 Popped Collar Awesome !!!

 

[Yeagermeister]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/emmitt.jpg

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

WTH is that? Its a squirrel right?

 

[Four]

That is one cool looking squirrel

I got stupid looking rat squirrels around me, some one mail me a ninja squirrel so I can introduce some awesome into the gene pool around here.

 

[Colo]

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

 

[Big Dakota]

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

AWSOME! Your Indian name shall be "Wears the Wolves"

 

[Four]

you should buy some glow in the dark puffy paints from hobby lobby and outline those wolves, to really make them pop.

I would also suggest you price a quality fanny pack, you know because wolves travel in a pack. It just makes sense.