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"Before Maurice Clarett was captured by authorities, he had been on the run for two days, which made it his longest run since Ohio State."
Thank you, thank you very much, tip your waitresses please!
(Heard that one on ESPN, got a chuckle out of it, maybe because of all the Clarett threads on CowboysZone.)
Here's a good Aggie joke:
The University of Texas hires a new coach who first things first, decides he's going to ask the almighty for his help in winning football games his first year. Come opening week, he says a prayer and low and behold, Texas knocks off Texas Tech 84-7. Thinking he's on to something, he says the exact same prayer before the Longhorns second game against a ranked Oklahoma, and Texas whips them badly 49-3. Well.... he decides the almighty is on his side, and so each week, before the game, he performs the same ritual at the same time, and Texas climbs the top 25 polls and remains undefeated up until their annual game against Texas A&M. Thinking he has this one nailed, the new coach performs the same prayer but from minute one, the Aggies stomp all over the Longhorns and easily win 77-7. The coach, feeling shellshocked, walks on to the field after the game when the stadium has cleared out. He gets on his knees, looks up the sky and cries, "Why god??!! Why??!!" Suddenly, dark clouds appear above him, lightning strikes everywhere, a giant hand reaches down from the sky, the thumb pops up and a giant voice echoes, "GIIIIIIIIIIG EEEEEEM!"
(Actually I heard this the other way around, but I decided to change it to a better version.
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Thank you, thank you very much, tip your waitresses please!
(Heard that one on ESPN, got a chuckle out of it, maybe because of all the Clarett threads on CowboysZone.)
Here's a good Aggie joke:
The University of Texas hires a new coach who first things first, decides he's going to ask the almighty for his help in winning football games his first year. Come opening week, he says a prayer and low and behold, Texas knocks off Texas Tech 84-7. Thinking he's on to something, he says the exact same prayer before the Longhorns second game against a ranked Oklahoma, and Texas whips them badly 49-3. Well.... he decides the almighty is on his side, and so each week, before the game, he performs the same ritual at the same time, and Texas climbs the top 25 polls and remains undefeated up until their annual game against Texas A&M. Thinking he has this one nailed, the new coach performs the same prayer but from minute one, the Aggies stomp all over the Longhorns and easily win 77-7. The coach, feeling shellshocked, walks on to the field after the game when the stadium has cleared out. He gets on his knees, looks up the sky and cries, "Why god??!! Why??!!" Suddenly, dark clouds appear above him, lightning strikes everywhere, a giant hand reaches down from the sky, the thumb pops up and a giant voice echoes, "GIIIIIIIIIIG EEEEEEM!"
(Actually I heard this the other way around, but I decided to change it to a better version.
)