Before Each Jose Cortez Kick

[DallasEast]

Based on his career, I expect that these will be my reactions before each Cortez field goal attempt this season...

19 yards or shorter (career/50%): :nervous:

20-29 yards (career/85%): ray2:

30-39 yards (career/88%): :nolook:

40-49 yards (career/44%): :eekmouse:

50 yards or longer (career/100%): :scream:



My reaction if he makes a 50+ yard FG: or "Why does he ever miss from within that range???"

 

[Cbz40]

 

[SteveOS]

Good grief 50% from 19 yds or shorter? Wow. Even extra pts. are going to be scary w/ this guy.

 

[Big Country]

LMAO... hope Cortez can find his groove... Might have to call up Toni Fritsch and see how he's doing Cbz40

 

[Cbz40]

LMAO... hope Cortez can find his groove... Might have to call up Toni Fritsch and see how he's doing Cbz40

We certainly need to call someone........maybe the kid on the PS can do something. ( Kick I hope)

 

[BlueStar22]

felt the same way with Cunduff. havent been comfortable w/ a kicker since Boniol.

 

[smashmouth]

How is it that he kicks better from further away?

 

[Champsheart]

Before each Cortez Kick I say,

WE ALL KNEEL AND PRAY!

 

[DallasEast]

How is it that he kicks better from further away?

Probably because he wears the wrong prescription contacts.

 

[Big Country]

How is it that he kicks better from further away?

... he needs to get better acquainted with kicking from different spots on the hash marks... wonder where his most troubled spots are?? I for one am impressed with his kickoffs, look to be good and deep.

 

[smashmouth]

Probably because he wears the wrong prescription contacts.

I was thinking something to that effect.

 

[lcharles]

:laugh2: :laugh1:



Too funny dude.