Belichick as you've Never seen him before!

[Concord]

If only Parcells had dressed this way...Maybe we would have won a Super Bowl under him...I'm just saying.

Bill Belichick and a date went to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People event. There must not be a sweatshirt version of those fake tuxedo shirts.

 

[Future]

hes not married?

shes hot, might as well

 

[zeromaster]

hes not married?

shes hot, might as well

A little too much time in the tanning bed for my tastes. That skin will look like finely tanned leather in a few years.

 

[ArmyCowboy]

I guess money does buy happiness.

 

[DallasEast]

It's funny. She has the same look which Bledsoe had when he asked Belichick, "You're going to replace me with who..?"

Ironically, Bledsoe had the same look as Belichick does here when Parcells told him that Romo was going to be made the starter.

 

[ArmyCowboy]

A little too much time in the tanning bed for my tastes. That skin will look like finely tanned leather in a few years.

I love it when guys on a football board try to act like they have standards.

Later on tonight, after a few beers, you'll be hitting on the chick with more jelly rolls than a Krispy Kreme.

:laugh2:

 

[DallasEast]

Photographer walks up to the couple and tells her, "You're as beautiful as a New England Patriots cheerleader. Can I take your picture?"

She says, "That's very sweet! Thank you! Go ahead!"

As the photographer walks away, she turns to Belichick and asks, "Bill? What's a 'Patriot'?"






Boom bada bing!

 

[5Stars]

I love it when guys on a football board try to act like they have standards.

Later on tonight, after a few beers, you'll be hitting on the chick with more jelly rolls than a Krispy Kreme.

:laugh2:

He would not need any beers! If she told him, "come to momma"...he's wet his britches right then and there!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Hey man, guys got a date and somewhere to go. As far as I'm concerned, he's ahead of the game.

Good for him I say.

 

[Big Dakota]

I love it when guys on a football board try to act like they have standards.

Later on tonight, after a few beers, you'll be hitting on the chick with more jelly rolls than a Krispy Kreme.

:laugh2:

:laugh2:

Like the subway commercial. He'll take the chick with the badonkadonk butt.

 

[5Stars]

Hey man, guys got a date and somewhere to go. As far as I'm concerned, he's ahead of the game.

Good for him I say.

So what? Take off her clothes and she's still naked!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

So what? Take off her clothes and she's still naked!

Before your time I guess.

 

[5Stars]

Before your time I guess.

Maybe not? Please explain. Was there a hidden message in your other post?

 

[CowboyMike]

hes not married?

shes hot, might as well

He was divorced like a year ago. Don't know why I know that...

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Maybe not? Please explain. Was there a hidden message in your other post?

Dooms, like me is probably on the down side of the over the hill. :laugh2:

Back in the 70s, there used to be a show on called He-Haw. Perhaps you remember it? Anyway, there used to be a skit on it every week where a couple guys used to be laying around in overalls, straw hats and a jug of shine between them. Also, lots of Daisy Duke types in the backround. Anyway, they would sing that song, "Gloom, dispair, agoney on me. Deep dark depression, excessive missery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all, gloom dispair and agoney on me." They would always have some sort of who shot John, tear in your beer, Hillbilliie sob story to tell and then they would finish the skit with all of them breaking down and crying to each other. There was always an old Hound Dog named Beauregard hanging around.

Short story long but that's the jest of it.

 

[5Stars]

Dooms, like me is probably on the down side of the over the hill. :laugh2:

Back in the 70s, there used to be a show on called He-Haw. Perhaps you remember it? Anyway, there used to be a skit on it every week where a couple guys used to be laying around in overalls, straw hats and a jug of shine between them. Also, lots of Daisy Duke types in the backround. Anyway, they would sing that song, "Gloom, dispair, agoney on me. Deep dark depression, excessive missery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all, gloom dispair and agoney on me." They would always have some sort of who shot John, tear in your beer, Hillbilliie sob story to tell and then they would finish the skit with all of them breaking down and crying to each other. There was always an old Hound Dog named Beauregard hanging around.

Short story long but that's the jest of it.

Of course I remember that, I just did not make the connection...

My favorite song was this one...



My uncle Bill thought he was an airplane
He flew to Alaska and caused some alarm

He tried to fly across the Pacific Ocean
With 12 bald eagles scotch-taped to his arms.

Where or where, are you tonight...



Salute!


:laugh2:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

My favorite song was this one...



My uncle Bill thought he was an airplane
He flew to Alaska and caused some alarm

He tried to fly across the Pacific Ocean
With 12 baldeagles scotch-taped to his arms.

Where or where, are you tonight...



Salute!


:laugh2:

Augh............. The Classics.

 

[5Stars]

Augh............. The Classics.

I've looked on the internet to try and find some of Grandpa Jone's dinner recipes with no luck! Those were some funny dinners he had planned!

 

[Doomsday101]

Where oh where are you tonight why did you leave me here all alone, I searched the world over and thought I found true love you met another and :tongue: you were gone. :laugh2:

 

[Big Dakota]

Belichick makes the Sox scene with new galpal…4/24/07

New England Patriots’ swinging single Bill Belichick watched the Red Sox] complete a sweep of the New York Yankees from a luxury suite at Fenway Park] with his new galpal, Linda Holliday, and her twin daughters.
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Our Park spies report that the Pats poohbah and his galpal du jour were ensconced in a Sox-owned private suite for http://news.bostonherald.com/search/?keyword=Daisuke+Matsuzaka&searchSite=pubdateDaisuke Matsuzaka’s first go-round with the Evil Empire. It’s unclear whether the gridiron guru was a guest of the Sox, who own the box, or the Yankees. (He and Joe Torre are buds and the box could have been in the Pinstripes possession for the series.)
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Either way, the more interesting part of the saga is the fact that Belichick is sporting his new squeeze - and her kids - in such a public setting. Could it be that Bill wants to make like he’s H&H with Linda as opposed to Sharon Shenocca, the 41-year-old New Jersey housewife whose hubby has accused Bill of breaking up his marriage?
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Hmmm . . . .
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Belichick has been dating Holliday, a 43-year-old thrice-divorced boutique owner from Jupiter, Fla., for several months now. They were first spotted publicly at the NCAA National Championship hoopla in Atlanta earlier this month. Belichick’s media pals say the coach, who split from wife Debby last summer, has “dated a little since then like a lot of single men do.”
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But the one date Belichick has been publicly avoiding is Sharon. Nonetheless, the lovely Mrs. Shenocca appears to still be living the high life, possibly courtesy of her pigskin pal. Word from Jersey is that the blond ex-New York Giants receptionist just returned from a Florida vacation with her two kids. We’re told that Sharon, her sister, brother-in-law, and children flew round-trip to Florida on a private Marquis Jet and spent over a week at the ritzy Ritz-Carlton in Key Biscayne.
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In court depositions, Sharon has admitted that Belichick has ponied up for past trips - and private jets - to various vacation destinations.
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“There is no way she can afford that on her own,” said our snitch. BTW, Sharon was due back in New Jersey for a custody hearingApril 16, but she notified the court she was stuck in Florida due to the nor’easter that was playing havoc with air travel. Coincidentally, April 16 is the coach’s birthday.