Best lines for recovering when your lady catches you ogling another woman

[Reverend Conehead]

It's a tough situation for any dude, but I believe I've come up with the perfect line for recovering when your lady catches you checking out another woman. Mine is:

"Did you see how ugly her hairstyle was?"

Your turn. What's your best recovery line.

 

[DallasEast]

"I cannot believe how crazy Amber Heard looks up close."

 

[Runwildboys]

"Must be mid transition."

 

[Coogiguy03]

I got it!!!


You and your lady: You're walking and you see a FINE FINE FOXY MOMMA, she has on something amazing looking, (you're looking, but you CRITIQUE it to your lady) "Baby, why in the world would she wear something short like that, SHE SHOULD have more respect for herself, what is she going to teacher her daughters??!" Meanwhile you're getting looks in while doing this, but playing it off as the good guy!!! lol

 

[nobody]

"Wow, she's pretty. Do you think (insert single friend's name here) would be interested?"

"I've seen less plastic when we took our son to Legoland."

My wife, a gaming nerd, would laugh at this one: "Look at her, I bet her dump stat is Intelligence."

 

[SquidwardTentacles]

Honey, you are definitely prettiest girl in the room