Best lines for recovering when your lady catches you ogling another woman

[Reverend Conehead]

It's a tough situation for any dude, but I believe I've come up with the perfect line for recovering when your lady catches you checking out another woman. Mine is:

"Did you see how ugly her hairstyle was?"

Your turn. What's your best recovery line.

 

[DallasEast]

"I cannot believe how crazy Amber Heard looks up close."

 

[Runwildboys]

"Must be mid transition."