Big Time Oops

[speedkilz88]

I'm am peeved at Suzy Shuster, at least she could have posted those pics on the internet! :bang2:

 

[WoodysGirl]

I am, inter alia, a divorce lawyer. In most cases you can never get enough out of your old model to justify trading up on a newer and sleeker model. It doesn't matter how much your down payment was, you are always upside down on your older model. LOL

Lyrics by singer Johnny Taylor (RIP)

It's cheaper to keep her
It is cheaper to keep her
When your little girl makes you mad
You get an attitude and pack your bag
Five little children that you're leaving behind
You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time

It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
See when you get to staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Too much to leave that little girl (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home
Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone
See another woman out there, you wanna make a change
She ain't gonna watch you
'Cause you won't have a damn thing

It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
The time you get to looking at the judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Cost too much to leave (It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper, cheaper
Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

If you decide to roam
and leave your happy home
You gotta pay the house note
The child support, your insurance
Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2

It's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her...

It's cheaper, to keep her!

 

[Big Dakota]

Apparently she ruffled some feathers when she reported her divorce too.

Found this...

From Sunday's Inquirer:

"Lane herself laughs at the fact that Philadelphians have made such a fuss over her appearance.

'I mean, in Miami I was the ugly duckling,' she says. 'Have you been to Miami? The women there are incredible."

So that means, in comparison to herself, the women in Philadelphia are downwright ugly.

I don't know about you, but I am insulted.

:laugh2:

A 10 in philthy.

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[Seven]

I wouldn't call him handsome, but he's not butt ugly either. He's decent enough where a lady wouldn't be shamed to take him to the family.

There's "levels"?

 

[Crown Royal]

^^^Lot of plastic surgery in the pick. She was either born with a deformity or was in a heinous accident of some kind.

 

[Yeagermeister]

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[Dallas]

Eisen just had an opportunity to trade for cleveland's 1st for just a third!!!

As my old coon-dog would say....



RoRrr RorRR RoRrrR !! BowRRrRrrrRRRllLllllLllLLLllLlllLll !!!

 

[YosemiteSam]

A 10 in philthy.

I'm going to sue you for personal injury after making me look at that umm.. Thing.

 

[ndanger]

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If I'm Eisen I get primetime to pimp me out on some threads and get advice on how to court the wildside, and I get my wing man Adam Shefter to get my back on my old lady.I talk my boy Faulk into covering for me for a month long vacation.I then hook up with my boy Emmit and learn how to bust a move and have him call Jerruh and get him to fire up his jet , go pick the the nasty girl up and touchdown on the island of Seychelles and live large! Rich my man your Ivy league education did not prepare you for this and I implore you to utilize the talent around you to take advantage of this once in a lifetime oppurtunity.Go Rich it's your birthday.

 

[Doomsday]

Apparently she ruffled some feathers when she reported her divorce too.

Found this...

From Sunday's Inquirer:

"Lane herself laughs at the fact that Philadelphians have made such a fuss over her appearance.

'I mean, in Miami I was the ugly duckling,' she says. 'Have you been to Miami? The women there are incredible."

So that means, in comparison to herself, the women in Philadelphia are downwright ugly.

I don't know about you, but I am insulted.

:laugh2:

One more reason to stay out of Philly.

 

[Hostile]

I'm going to sue you for personal injury after making me look at that umm.. Thing.

Class action lawsuit. I threw my back out I cringed so hard.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Ok I won't say anything that will get me banned... But she should get a beat down by his wife..

I see a road trip and astronaut diapers in her future. : :laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

I see a road trip and astronaut diapers in her future. : :laugh2:

:laugh1:

Well, she said she was going to be in LA.

 

[Doomsday]

Lyrics by singer Johnny Taylor (RIP)

It's cheaper to keep her
It is cheaper to keep her
When your little girl makes you mad
You get an attitude and pack your bag
Five little children that you're leaving behind
You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time

It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
See when you get to staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Too much to leave that little girl (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home
Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone
See another woman out there, you wanna make a change
She ain't gonna watch you
'Cause you won't have a damn thing

It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
The time you get to looking at the judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
Cost too much to leave (It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper
It's cheaper, cheaper
Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah

If you decide to roam
and leave your happy home
You gotta pay the house note
The child support, your insurance
Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2

It's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her...

It's cheaper, to keep her!

If guys were smart they would take the children with them when they left. Afterall possession is nine 10ths of the law.

 

[Hostile]

Suzy, show Rich the movie "Fatal Attraction."

 

[Big Dakota]

Suzy, show Rich the movie "Fatal Attraction."

Or the John and Lorena Bobbit story

 

[Hostile]

This was too good not to share. I was looking for more on this story. Philadlephia had a pseudo contast for hottest news reporter. Check out the synopsis of Ms. Lane who apparently is now on divorce #2 as she sets her sights on Mrs. Eisen's hubby.

Widely regarded as the favorite, Alycia would be a lock if it weren’t for her attitude. Like every other hot girl we know, Alycia can come across a little *****y. We don’t necessarily blame her (it’s good that she knows what she’s working with), however, it does handicap her here a bit.

CBS3 poached her from Miami in a blatent attempt to improve the station's horrid ratings via aesthetics. Larry Mendte once called her on it. While it kind of bothers her to be seen as just a pretty face, in the end, Alycia has embraced it. The broad’s a pro… and in more ways than one.

Before she met her current hubby, she was whoring herself out to anyone who'd bite. She appeared on WIP, seeking dates with Angelo Cataldi’s listeners.

Not desperate enough for you? She upped the ante and asked Stu Bykofsky to print her measurements in his column.

And then, of course, there were the infamous cry sessions with Dr. Phil (1, 2, 3) during May sweeps. I don’t know about bringing her home to meet the folks, but you have to respect a girl for putting herself out there.

Oh, and give the girl a frickin' Peabody already. If this isn’t “Excellence in Broadcast Journalism,” we don’t know what is.

 

[Signals]

I am, inter alia, a divorce lawyer. In most cases you can never get enough out of your old model to justify trading up on a newer and sleeker model. It doesn't matter how much your down payment was, you are always upside down on your older model. LOL

But as you know, this is way too common for the average male... always thinking with the wrong head.

That why the divorce rate is so high and way to many men face moral and financial bankruptcy. More often than not, I have seen unmanagable crisis break out as a result the Eisen decision making process.

But to each his own. Right?

 

[theogt]

We need more threads like this and less threads about passing on Brady Quinn.

 

[ZeroClub]

I wouldn't call him handsome, but he's not butt ugly either. He's decent enough where a lady wouldn't be shamed to take him to the family.

Translation: He's no Isaiah Stanback.