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Entertainment Mag Ranks 'Unsexy' Male Celebs

A magazine in a Boston, Mass., has released its list of the ugliest male celebrities.

The Phoenix arts and entertainment alternative newsweekly ranked the "100 unsexiest unsexiest men in the world."

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried topped the list.

Several surprises made the list, including actor Brad Pitt.

Complete List:

001. Gilbert Gottfried
002. Randy Johnson
003. Roger Ebert
004. Dr. Phil McGraw
005. Alan Colmes
006. Chad Kroeger
007. Mike Mills
008. Osama Bin Laden
009. Jay Leno
010. Don Imus
011. Michael Jackson
012. Wallace Shawn
013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
014. Richard Simmons
015. Jon Lovitz
016. Carrot Top
017. Jerry Seinfeld
018. Malcolm Gladwell
019. Chevy Chase
020. Raffi
021. Ron Howard
022. Clint Howard
023. Bill Gates
024. Paul Shaffer
025. Axl Rose
026. Tim Burton
027. Edward James Olmos
028. Gerard Way
029. Don Zimmer
030. Tony Kornheiser
031. Chris Kattan
032. Otis Nixon
033. Julian Tavarez
034. Christopher Lloyd
035. Willie McGee
036. Pat Cummings
037. Scottie Pippen
038. Larry David
039. Michael Moore
040. Al Franken
041. Paris Latsis
042. Rush Limbaugh
043. David Gest
044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte
046. Leif Garrett
047. Andy Dick
048. Scott Stapp
049. Lyle Lovett
050. Ric Ocasek
051. Bill Wyman
052. Danny DeVito
053. Peter Jackson
054. Drew Carey
055. Newt Gingrich
056. Rob Schneider
057. Ed O'Neil
058. Bill O'Reilly
059. Clay Aiken
060. Joe Lieberman
061. Jim Gaffigan
062. Bill Maher
063. John Popper
064. Dennis Miller
065. John Madden
066. Robert Englund
067. Robert Patrick
068. John Ashcroft
069. Joe Gannascolli
070. Kevin James
071. George Steinbrenner
072. Grady Little
073. Harvey Pekar
074. DJ Qualls
075. Joey Buttafuoco
076. Garry Shandling
077. Meat Loaf Aday
078. Joe Walsh
079. Tom from Myspace
080. Art Garfunkel
081. Brian Posehn
082. Howie Mandel
083. Barry Bonds
084. Dick Vitale
085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
086. Jeff Van Gundy
087. Jimmy Johnson
088. John Clayton
089. Don Vito
090. Lemmy Kilmister
091. Jose Canseco
092. Bill Parcells
093. Ric Flair
094. Ralph Nader
095. Dennis Kacinich
096. Horatio Sanz
097. Dom DeLuise
098. Emeril Lagasse
099. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt

 

[Clove]

lol. He's definitely not the model type.

 

[bbgun]

Seinfeld makes it, but Jason Alexander does not?

 

[Yeagermeister]

Don Vito should be #1 with a bullet. He's disgusting.

 

[silver]

Dr. Phil is worse than Osama Bin Laden? What's the world's coming to.

 

[bbgun]

Where's Reid and Holmgren?

 

[silver]

well some of these guys wives are not to shabby. ric ocasek, bill wyman, dennis miller.

what's amazing is that the tuna is considered "sexier" than jimmy johnson and jose canseco.

 

[Rack]

Should anyone over 60 even be on that list? I mean... who over 60 ISN'T unattractive? The people that are attractive and over 60 are the exception, not the norm.

 

[InDakWeTrust]

Dare I ask for the female list????

 

[littlewebs]

On the bright side, he's only 8 spots worse than Brad Pitt.

 

[AsthmaField]

How the heck do ya have Clint Howard below Ron Howard? Clint is ugly and creepy... Ron is just ugly.

 

[AbeBeta]

Malcolm Gladwell is awesome. Though his hairdo screams "I never want to have sex again"

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Wow.....old Bill still has it!

 

[TheKey]

I thought the females loved Brad Pitt?

Anyways where is John Madden?

 

[bbgun]

No Rob Reiner??

 

[DefendeR]

Ric Ocasek made it.
Thats funny.
He married Paulina Porizkova in '89.
There goes that list...and Michael Moore is not #1???

 

[JakeCamp12]

Ric Flair is a legend, he should not be on it. No one was a better heel then Flair and the leader of the 4 Horsemen! Wwwhhhooooooooo!!!!!

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"I'm a limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing son of a gun, who's kissed all the girls and made them cry." -- Ric Flair

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Several surprises made the list, including actor Brad Pitt.

I've read that Pitt looks pretty bad in High Definition, you can supposedly see a bunch of potmarks and acne scars

 

[bbgun]

I'm not gay (cough), but most women find Canseco quite fetching.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm not gay (cough), but most women find Canseco quite fetching.

one word:

money

then there's the bad-boy image, some chicks like dating a man who looks like they'd beat the crap out of 'em