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Written by Ike Dodson Friday, 08 August 2008
The Weekly Ramble
With a cannon for an arm, an instinctive ability to escape danger and boyish good looks, its no wonder why Tony Romo is the most heralded bachelor behind center these days.
Last year I told you that Romo should be an action figure, but this year I’m just laying the truth out on the table.
Mom, Dad, … I don’t know how to say this but I … I’m a Romosexual.
I know, it’s hard to believe, but after finding my true identity, its only time that I come out of my super bowl-loving closet.
Call it a man-crush if want, but my infatuation with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo doesn’t stop with a few stares of admiration as he drops back to launch another pass downfield.
Tony is the captain on my football-loving dreamboat, and his arms and legs will paddle that craft from Dallas to Tampa Bay — the site of Super Bowl XLIII.
At six-feet, two-inches and 225 pounds, 28-year-old Romo is superb athlete in the prime of his career. I was able to witness this first-hand on Sunday, Aug. 3, at the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, CA, where Romo effortlessly tagged receivers across the field with sharp passes and amazing command of the football.
I can remember lonely days in front of the TV, where the likes of immobile Vinny Testeverde and Drew Bledsoe forced me to yank hair out of my head (so that’s why I am going bald?).
Then in stepped a godsend, an angel — Tony Romo.
He looked the same at training camp as he did in his first few days at the helm, and I knew it was love at first sight. No cowboys QBs have been able to improvise the way Romo does, and no player is as exciting to watch.
Last year you thought I was crazy when I began to rant about Romo in the midst of a 13-4 season, but Romo finished with 4211 yards and 36 touchdowns for one of the most productive seasons in NFL history.
It’s numbers like those that make me giddy with excitement in these weeks leading up to the NFL season, and with one of the best offensive lines in football, a much-improved defense, one of the league’s top receiving corps and deadly running back combination, Romo has all the tools to make my wildest dreams come true.
He still has to win a playoff game and he may toss a few too many interceptions, but he’s my quarterback — so hands off Jessica Simpson.
Sorry Alysha, but I am a Romosexual, and proud of it.
http://sunpost.net/content/view/2094/171/
The Weekly Ramble
With a cannon for an arm, an instinctive ability to escape danger and boyish good looks, its no wonder why Tony Romo is the most heralded bachelor behind center these days.
Last year I told you that Romo should be an action figure, but this year I’m just laying the truth out on the table.
Mom, Dad, … I don’t know how to say this but I … I’m a Romosexual.
I know, it’s hard to believe, but after finding my true identity, its only time that I come out of my super bowl-loving closet.
Call it a man-crush if want, but my infatuation with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo doesn’t stop with a few stares of admiration as he drops back to launch another pass downfield.
Tony is the captain on my football-loving dreamboat, and his arms and legs will paddle that craft from Dallas to Tampa Bay — the site of Super Bowl XLIII.
At six-feet, two-inches and 225 pounds, 28-year-old Romo is superb athlete in the prime of his career. I was able to witness this first-hand on Sunday, Aug. 3, at the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, CA, where Romo effortlessly tagged receivers across the field with sharp passes and amazing command of the football.
I can remember lonely days in front of the TV, where the likes of immobile Vinny Testeverde and Drew Bledsoe forced me to yank hair out of my head (so that’s why I am going bald?).
Then in stepped a godsend, an angel — Tony Romo.
He looked the same at training camp as he did in his first few days at the helm, and I knew it was love at first sight. No cowboys QBs have been able to improvise the way Romo does, and no player is as exciting to watch.
Last year you thought I was crazy when I began to rant about Romo in the midst of a 13-4 season, but Romo finished with 4211 yards and 36 touchdowns for one of the most productive seasons in NFL history.
It’s numbers like those that make me giddy with excitement in these weeks leading up to the NFL season, and with one of the best offensive lines in football, a much-improved defense, one of the league’s top receiving corps and deadly running back combination, Romo has all the tools to make my wildest dreams come true.
He still has to win a playoff game and he may toss a few too many interceptions, but he’s my quarterback — so hands off Jessica Simpson.
Sorry Alysha, but I am a Romosexual, and proud of it.
http://sunpost.net/content/view/2094/171/
