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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing
your gun, hat and boots?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt .. so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did."
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... "
"And, here I am."

See.... Blonde Men Do Exist!
 

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Woody'sGirl said:
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing
your gun, hat and boots?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt .. so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did."
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... "
"And, here I am."

See.... Blonde Men Do Exist!
"I flew all the way from Tyler and boy are my arms tired" Thank you, I will be here all the week. :D
 

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adbutcher said:
"I flew all the way from Tyler and boy are my arms tired" Thank you, I will be here all the week. :D
Don't quit your day job. Oh that's right, you already have!!! :p:
 
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