Bold Predictions for T-Day Game

[GMO415]

Rowdy will hold a turducken leg. He will raise it to his mouth. The leg will EXPLODE and take off Rowdy's head.

The guy, inside the outfit, will only get his hair singed.



What? It could happen. It is a prediction thread. Sue me.

It needs to happen.

Regardless, Rowdy still needs to get punched in the stomach.

 

[CowboyFrog]

Rico getting 100 is fringe to me because this is the best opp he will have all year to do it...but has to be allowed when looking at Dallas run game body of work.

 

[CWR]

he won't have Dak to help lift him in there

Dak will come limping in to the picture, hobbled but running with all his heart.

The cameras will zoom in to capture a single tear running down Dak's cheek as he gives his bff a boost into the kettle.

Zeke will then do his patented "feed me," and the crowd will erupt in cheer. Jerry will extend everyone on the spot.

 

[JoeKing]

Cowboys win. Get first victory at home this season. Zeke doesn't get a chance to even get close to the red kettle.

 

[McKDaddy]

Bass, Beebe & Hoffman annihilate the D line so badly that they make up a new penalty on the spot. The BBH. The BBH alone costs the cowboys 227 yards of offense & two TD's. Another O line penalty costs the cowboys a safety.

A triple fumble recovery is ran in by the Giants. We kick a 72 yard FG on first down to avoid risk of penalty. Giants win 9-3.

 

[gimmesix]

Bold predictions for the Dead Bird Day game.

Trey Lance will come in and pulls a Clint Longley and wins the game.

Rico will have 100 yards rushing.
Zeke gets a TD and jumps in the red kettle, but can't make it in and falls down. You know, old age for a RB.

Tomorrow will be the official start of the Schooooon chant as he scores three TDs. ... Never mind, penalties wipe out each of those plays and we settle for field goals.

 

[Thomas82]

My bold prediction:

CeeDee Lamb has 15 catches for 275 or more yards, breaking Miles Austin's single-game record of 250, and has 3 touchdowns. One of his touchdown is a new Cowboys record for longest reception.