I'll try to hold the enthusiasm in check. They aren't the Dirty Dozen... Nope. They are however at least the Nasty Nine. Nine since we must, by all accounts, throw in Thomas "Pepper" Johnson; he of the multiple sack scrimmage. Nevermind that he was going against Torrin "Turnstile" Tucker... he must be a legitimate star, mustn't he? You don't slip up and get 3 sacks AND get called "Pepper" by a future hall of fame coach... all in the same day.
We have to call them some catchy name... even before they play one pre-season game, because of who we got.
Commander fans must be discouraged, because they drafted Rogers and Campbell, and who did their arch-rivals draft?
Well, we drafted one Lawrence Taylor of course. Then we followed that up with Reggie White (or Leonard Marshall depending on who you believe.) We got those two in the first round alone.
Then, in the second we drafted Kevin Burnett, who doesn't need to be anyone else because he's the first two-time team captain at Tenn. in almost 100 years. One can't help but think that he'll be Carl Banks pretty soon though... maybe as early as tonight. You just gotta feel sorry for the Cards because they'll be the team to witness that transformation first hand.
Then, in the fourth round we drafted Ed "Too Tall" Canty, who has drawn the inevitable comparisons to the Ex-Dallas great. Mickey said he just "floats" to the ballcarrier. JFE says he's nigh unstoppable. One-eyed and coming off of knee surgery... he's making "Too Tall" proud to be compared to him. DE... DT... it doesn't matter. He can't be stopped.
Then, who gets drafted? Why, Bill Bates of course... complete with the number 40 plastered on his practice jersey. Just to cement that thought, all we've heard all camp is how Bates...er, Beriault is all over the place making play after play and forcing the afore mentioned future hall of fame head coach to not only take notice... but to contemplate a position switch in order to get Bill Beriault playing time. Roy Williams will probably be sleeping better knowing a future ring of honor player isn't sitting behind him, waiting to take his job.
It doesn't even matter that Barber, Petitti and Ratliff are simply Barber, Petitti and Ratliff. When you draft LT, Reggie White, Carl Banks, Ed "Too Tall" Jones, and Bill Bates, how could it? When you inadvetedly pick up Pepper Johnson after the draft, that has to soften the blow of drafting 3 players who haven't even been compared to hall of fame players by the first pre-season game.
Hopefully, by the end of pre-season we'll be able to say with some authority that Barber really isn't Barber... he's Priest Holmes. We'll know that Petitti isn't Petitti, but is instead Jumbo Elliott. And yes, Ratliff will be Leonard Marshall part III.
With a good showing tonight, those three could very easily be headed for Canton just like the other six guys. If Pepper gets another sack tonight, third or fourth string offensive linemen be dammed, then the posters will be wondering out loud if the real Pepper shouldn't be flattered to be compared to this young, up-and-coming monster that we've stumbled upon.
Ware getting a couple of sacks tonight will be the confirmation that we need to notarize the LT-Ware comparison... or is that the Ware-LT comparison?
Unfortunately, Reggie White isn't making the trip to Arizona tonight, but that doesn't matter. We all know that comparison is valid, even without watching him play. He's got the size and the quickness of Reggie, so Spears is already annointed, of course.
It really isn't fair to Arizona that players like "Too Tall" Canty and the future Carl "Don't Feed Me Cheese" Banks will be playing with the second team and so will be playing against their second teamers. This could get messy.
And Beriault? Lord knows he'll be playing against some third and fourth string guys... that's just unfair.
So, even though I'll try to hold my enthusiasm in check, it won't change the fact that our "Nasty Nine" is going to go down in NFL history as the greatest haul of rookie talent ever accumulated.
Poor Washington. How discouraging must it be to see all of those great players re-born in a Cowboys uniform? How cruel are the football gods to provide us, their arch-rivals, such a veritable bounty of rare football talent?
And if they doubt that... confirmation is on the way, tonight in Arizona.
Pity the poor Redbirds for being first in line. At least the Cardinals can get our autographs.