Lol, so I bought tickets to a game on Craigslist shortly after the new stadium opened. Long story short, I was at work and couldn’t meet the guy but we were texting the details back and forth. He seemed pretty shady, like trying to raise the asking price, claiming other people wanted them and were willing to pay more, etc. I finally just told him screw it, if he wanted to sell them for his asking price then let me know.
He texted a few hours later and my wife met him in a Sam’s parking lot (lots of people, cameras, etc). She called me after getting the tickets and said “yeah, he’s a player”. I flew into a rage thinking she meant he “played” us. It turned out he was an O lineman on the practice squad (don’t remember his name) and the tickets ended up being in the “friends and family” section which were pretty good seats and you could tell most people in those seats were related, friends or assuming girlfriends of the players.