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Hey how is everything? Everything is fine with me. I had a great time at my parents on thanks giving. We had all the usual stuff turkey, stuffing, corn, sweet potatos and pumpkin pie. My and my dad watch some football games like when I was a kid.

But I am getting off track. I just want to say that I will always have special place for you. We have had sooo many good times and bad times. But there are more bad then good now days. I would love to say it's not you it's me, but it realy is you. You just have wayyy to many needs. You always let me down and just when I think things are going well you go and screw it up. Why continue to kid ourselves? Why go on when none of us are happy? I had such high hopes for us way back when but now it seems as though all is lost. But honestly who realy stays with there grade school sweethart? It just isn't ment to be.

I know you are prolly in shock, wondering what happened. I feel it is best to be honest, over thanks giving I met some one new. His name is Tony. He always smiles, all day he smiled. then I see you tonight with that stupid pathetic look on your face and all I can think of his him. I see how happy my wife is with peyton and thought that you would give me that same joy but boy did the apple fall far. Tony has a great arm and vision. He just makes me so happy. I fell inlove with Tony Romo and the Dallas cowboys this week and I am sorry but I can't help the way I feel. He is just so exciting and new and you, well you wheren't there for me.

I know what your thinking and T.O. has had some problems in the past but he is better now and I realy think he means it this time. I just think I owe him a shot ya know? The fact is that this just isn't going to work anymore. I am sick of putting everything into this relationship and getting nothing in return. I want a real team with a real QB who can bring home the wins. I will remember the good times though. When we drafted Eli... REMEMBER HOW HAPPY WE WERE? Remember we thought he was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread? It was like unwrapping a present on christmas to find a box with that new video game in it. But then his first start he only completed 17 and had 2 INT in a 10-14 loss to Atlanta. But we didn't give up on him, now don't blame yourself we were both young and stupid. The 2nd game he had 6 completions and 2 INT in a blowout loss to Philly. But did we give up? Nope. 4 years later and we finaly realised that there had been coal in that box all along. And infact our next dorr neighbors the Dallas Cowboys got the brand new PS3.

It's not just that your a complete loser. I also can't take the lies, and your not the only one at fault. I have also been lieing to myself, I tell my self every year is the year and I tell myself this is the year Eli comes around. I can't deal with the heartbrake anymore. I think it is best that we go our own ways. Hey don't be sad though, We still get to see each other 2 times a year and sometimes you will make it into the playoffs on a fluke wildcard. Well I have to go, I am buying a new Romo jersey to day. I would send all your cards shirts and hats back but I threw them away in a fit of rage when I was mad at you. I will see you next year, have a good life.
Signed: Ex Giants Fan
Ps: How bout them Cowboys?
 

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A decent attempt (altho methinks it's just a repost) - needs paragraph breaks.
 

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D-TownRadio;1788600 said:
Hey how is everything? Everything is fine with me. I had a great time at my parents on thanks giving
We had all the usual stuff turkey, stuffing, corn, sweet potatos and pumpkin pie. My and my dad watch some football games like when I was a kid.
But I am getting off track. I just want to say that I will always have special place for you. We have had sooo many good times and bad times. But there are more bad then good now days. I would love to say it's not you it's me, but it realy is you. You just have wayyy to many needs. You always let me down and just when I think things are going well you go and screw it up. Why continue to kid ourselves? Why go on when none of us are happy? I had such high hopes for us way back when but now it seems as though all is lost. But honestly who realy stays with there grade school sweethart? It just isn't ment to be.
I know you are prolly in shock, wondering what happened. I feel it is best to be honest, over thanks giving I met some one new. His name is Tony. He always smiles, all day he smiled. then I see you tonight with that stupid pathetic look on your face and all I can think of his him. I see how happy my wife is with peyton and thought that you would give me that same joy but boy did the apple fall far. Tony has a great arm and vision. He just makes me so happy. I fell inlove with Tony Romo and the Dallas cowboys this week and I am sorry but I can't help the way I feel. He is just so exciting and new and you, well you wheren't there for me.
I know what your thinking and T.O. has had some problems in the past but he is better now and I realy think he means it this time. I just think I owe him a shot ya know? The fact is that this just isn't going to work anymore. I am sick of putting everything into this relationship and getting nothing in return. I want a real team with a real QB who can bring home the wins. I will remember the good times though. When we drafted Eli... REMEMBER HOW HAPPY WE WERE? Remember we thought he was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread? It was like unwrapping a present on christmas to find a box with that new video game in it. But then his first start he only completed 17 and had 2 INT in a 10-14 loss to Atlanta. But we didn't give up on him, now don't blame yourself we were both young and stupid. The 2nd game he had 6 completions and 2 INT in a blowout loss to Philly. But did we give up? Nope. 4 years later and we finaly realised that there had been coal in that box all along. And infact our next dorr neighbors the Dallas Cowboys got the brand new PS3.
It's not just that your a complete loser. I also can't take the lies, and your not the only one at fault. I have also been lieing to myself, I tell my self every year is the year and I tell myself this is the year Eli comes around. I can't deal with the heartbrake anymore. I think it is best that we go our own ways. Hey don't be sad though, We still get to see each other 2 times a year and sometimes you will make it into the playoffs on a fluke wildcard. Well I have to go, I am buying a new Romo jersey to day. I would send all your cards shirts and hats back but I threw them away in a fit of rage when I was mad at you. I will see you next year, have a good life.
Signed: Ex Giants Fan
Ps: How bout them Cowboys?


If you stare at this post and squint your eyes a little you can see some men on a fishing boat floating on the Potomac...


:eek:
 

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superpunk;1788630 said:
A decent attempt (altho methinks it's just a repost) - needs paragraph breaks.

Could use a spell checker too. Hard to get past a line without something.

But not a bad attempt, all in all.
 

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5Stars;1788640 said:
If you stare at this post and squint your eyes a little you can see some men on a fishing boat floating on the Potomac...


:eek:


Really? I got this

titanic_3.jpg
 

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Big Dakota;1788660 said:
Really? I got this

titanic_3.jpg


:laugh2:


Your eyes are better then mine, but I did see the boat and the water....
 

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Big Dakota;1788660 said:
Really? I got this

titanic_3.jpg

Hmm... I saw this.

Similar.

Guess it was the vodka that helped.
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v71/Erik_H/Gtitanic.jpg
 

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Big Dakota;1788698 said:
That is TOOOO good Erik:bow: :laugh2:

Put a Viking horn on that berg.

Done! ...also considered putting a Tikiface on the Berg, but that was more of a "last year " thing

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v71/Erik_H/Gtitanic3.jpg
 

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5Stars;1788640 said:
If you stare at this post and squint your eyes a little you can see some men on a fishing boat floating on the Potomac...


:eek:

I saw Abe Lincoln................
 

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Erik_H;1788695 said:
Hmm... I saw this.

Similar.

Guess it was the vodka that helped.
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v71/Erik_H/Gtitanic.jpg


ROTFLMAO...........:bow: :laugh2:

Great one!


Whos rowing the rowboat?
 

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PullMyFinger;1790197 said:
ROTFLMAO...........:bow: :laugh2:

Great one!


Whos rowing the rowboat?

Ha. That's Strahan. Too small to see unfortunately.

Seems like the type to jump ship to me though.:laugh2:
 

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Erik_H;1790217 said:
Ha. That's Strahan. Too small to see unfortunately.

Seems like the type to jump ship to me though.:laugh2:


Isn't that Tiki's job? :)
 
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