Britney Spears Was Disgusting

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Rynie;3998276 said:
I'm sorry, but I've NEVER found that ***** attractive. She looks like she has down syndrome. Kudos for that guy. He'll get money either way. I'd be traumatized for life.


yeah, I guess you would be.
 

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Stautner;3997680 said:
Yep, Britney Spears parading around naked in front of him must have been a horrible hardship.

But of course, farting and picking her nose in front of him is another thing - easily a $10 million complaint.

if she was really going days w/o showering, than yeah that's pretty bad.
 

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Manwiththeplan;3998505 said:
if she was really going days w/o showering, than yeah that's pretty bad.

maybe she prefers baths or crystal meth instead (maybe both)?
 

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Joe Rod;3998531 said:
maybe she prefers baths or crystal meth instead (maybe both)?

Well just based on some past pics getting out of the limo we know she shaves. :laugh2:
 

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Rynie;3998276 said:
I'm sorry, but I've NEVER found that ***** attractive. She looks like she has down syndrome. Kudos for that guy. He'll get money either way. I'd be traumatized for life.
:facepalm:
 

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The only possible civil complaint the bodyguard would have is sexual harassment, so why all the discussion about her picking her nose and farting and skipping baths?

The answer is the guy is trying to get attention and make money off his story.

I wonder how many of us would look that attractive to others if they saw everything we did in the privacy of our own home?

As for the sexual harassment part, if the guy was so terribly scarred by Britney being naked in front of him or wanting to have sex with him that he feels he needs to be compensated to the tune of $10 million, he was too much of a wimp to be a bodyguard to begin with.
 

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Stautner;3998615 said:
The only possible civil complaint the bodyguard would have is sexual harassment, so why all the discussion about her picking her nose and farting and skipping baths?

The answer is the guy is trying to get attention and make money off his story.

I wonder how many of us would look that attractive to others if they saw everything we did in the privacy of our own home?

As for the sexual harassment part, if the guy was so terribly scarred by Britney being naked in front of him or wanting to have sex with him that he feels he needs to be compensated to the tune of $10 million, he was too much of a wimp to be a bodyguard to begin with.

I wonder how many of us would look that attractive to others if they saw everything we did in the privacy of our own home?

Me but then I'm damn sexy. :laugh2:
 

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Doomsday101;3998631 said:
I wonder how many of us would look that attractive to others if they saw everything we did in the privacy of our own home?

Me but then I'm damn sexy. :laugh2:
Well, of course I didn't mean you. I thought that went without saying.
 

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Stautner;3998636 said:
Well, of course I didn't mean you. I thought that went without saying.

It does go without saying but I like to say it anyways. :laugh2:
 

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nyc;3998649 said:
$10M? Someone should just shoot the guy for being a troll.

I doubt he's going to get his $10 million so he should have just boinked her a few times.

Ofcourse, I doubt he expects to get $10 milion. He's probably just hoping she will pay him $500,000 to go away.
 

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Stautner;3998654 said:
I doubt he's going to get his $10 million so he should have just boinked her a few times.

Ofcourse, I doubt he expects to get $10 milion. He's probably just hoping she will pay him $500,000 to go away.

I'm sure the tabloids will pay him for his so called inside scoop
 

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nyc;3998649 said:
$10M? Someone should just shoot the guy for being a troll.

Asking for $10.00 over this crap is enough reason to give him the boot.
I didn't read too thoroughly, but does this *** clown have a lawyer that's entertaining this tripe? If so the lawyer should get the same.
 

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vta;3998659 said:
Asking for $10.00 over this crap is enough reason to give him the boot.
I didn't read too thoroughly, but does this *** clown have a lawyer that's entertaining this tripe? If so the lawyer should get the same.

I'm sure he has a lawyer - I can't imagine a bodyguard filing the papers for a lawsuit on his own. There are always lawyers who are willing to jump into the fray for a large chunk of the settlement.
 

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vta;3998659 said:
Asking for $10.00 over this crap is enough reason to give him the boot.
I didn't read too thoroughly, but does this *** clown have a lawyer that's entertaining this tripe? If so the lawyer should get the same.

Better call Saul

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Yeagermeister;3999098 said:
Better call Saul

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/Bob_Odenkirk_325x200.jpg

I think Saul might be trying to the leave the country. :laugh2:
 

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Guys like this should serve jail time just for burdening the courts with such BS
 

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DFWJC;3999269 said:
Guys like this should serve jail time just for burdening the courts with such BS

Them and the lawyer that entertained their foolishness.
 
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