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Savor every last detail of Thursday's game as you read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Cowboys beat the Commanders on Thanksgiving.

That turned out to be a tasty Thanksgiving treat the Cowboys served yesterday, and here's your chance to re-live the Commanders game from other fans' perspective, understand how other fans view the Dallas Cowboys, witness the horror in people's reactions as they watch a couple of rookies shred one opponent after another, and read how other fans grudgingly, angrily, or dejectedly realize that the 2016 Cowboys are pretty good.

As usual, all quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

First Quarter​
Eagles Have to root for Dallas 2 weeks in a row. Sigh……
Posted by Competitors by 2018 on Nov 24, 2016 | 3:49 PM
Commanders I have a really good feeling about this game. Commanders win 38-24.
Posted by Gibbs4potus on Nov 24, 2016 | 3:50 PM
Commanders Let's go spear that star!!!
Posted by Figpucker on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:21 PM
Bears I like this guy's rendition of the national anthem on a trumpet. Beats the snot out of every lame-*** warbler I’ve ever heard sing it.
Posted by Nomad30 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:30 PM
KICKOFF​
Eagles Good Grief. They’re making that defense look like scrubs. Cowboys just are a monster team right now. Seahawks may have to handle them in the playoffs.
Posted by TayDS on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:40 PM
Bears Cowboys are good. Elliott is even better than advertised.
Posted by Mr_IrreleVince on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:40 PM
49ers Dallas has such a good situation with Prescott and Elliott.
Posted by kcpx123 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks Their line is just so good.
Posted by Seahawks1985 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:40 PM
Texans Jeez. This offense seems unstoppable.
Posted by Huggy The Bear on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:40 PM
(11:15) (Shotgun) E.Elliott up the middle for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Commanders 0​
Commanders Well that was fast.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Commanders Hate to say it but I played Elliott on all my DraftKing teams.
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Commanders Nobody said we were going to win by shutout.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Commanders Curses! We got pushed around.
Posted by WestCoastHokie on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Texans The Cowboys have one good line.
Posted by The Boyce on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Broncos If we only had the Dallas oline.
Posted by Baghdad on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:41 PM
Commanders A pair of rookies just did that to us...SMH
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:43 PM
Eagles Man Elliott is so smooth running the ball. That guy's going to be a terror for years to come.
Posted by VinceB1193 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:43 PM
Bears Dynamic duo of Dak and Elliott..great draft.
Posted by TC53 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:43 PM
Dolphins Amazing what happens when you have the best OL in football.
Posted by Miamimaniac on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:43 PM
Patriots Patriots and Cowboys are in a league of their own on offense.
Posted by Questionablepatsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:44 PM
Rams Holy heck is the Cowboys line good. I’d fancy my chances of going through progressions or being able to hit a hole from behind that, and I am a short, out-of-shape feller.
Posted by Will not be defeated on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:45 PM
Giants There were actually people on BBV that was happy that Dallas chose Elliott at 4th....
Posted by giantsbizzybody1 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:47 PM
Commanders This season is ruining Garrett's perfect 500 record.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:49 PM
Commanders Gotta audible out of that play...safety was sprinting up to line knowing what was coming.
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:51 PM
Commanders Isn't Sean Lee supposed to be hurt by this time in the season?
Posted by WestCoastHokie on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:53 PM
Commanders What kind of playcall was that garbage? 3rd and long and you do that?
Posted by emurda-haak on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:53 PM
(4:29) Washington 43 yard field goal is NO GOOD
Cowboys 7 - Commanders 0​
Commanders Iced our own kicker.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:55 PM
Texans Did Gruden just successfully ice his own kicker? Watching at work, so only catching glimpses, but I swear that’s what just happened.
Posted by Free2shred00 on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:57 PM
Commanders 3rd and 15. Get off the field and get the mo back.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:58 PM
Commanders Good stuff. Now go back and score.
Posted by jadalameddine on Nov 24, 2016 | 4:59 PM
(3:28) COWBOYS punt 53 yards to WAS 19​
Texans O-line envy.
Posted by TEXSON on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:00 PM
Texans If the Cowboys focus on a defensive draft this season and are good at it they may be developing a dynasty.
Posted by TEXSON on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:04 PM​



Second Quarter ​
Commanders Lets just waste plays down in the red zone.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:09 PM
Commanders That's why this team is the worst in the red zone!!!
Posted by bppjr on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:10 PM
Commanders Gruden is due for about a half dozen horrible play calls a game.
Posted by emurda-haak on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:11 PM
Eagles Washington don’t look so good.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:11 PM
(14:08) Washington 24 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 7 - Commanders 3​
Bears You should be able to award MVP to a position group, because Dallas' O-line would win it in a heartbeat.
Posted by Nomad30 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:18 PM
Bears They'd sure block anyone else from getting it.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:18 PM
Commanders I keep telling myself, we're only down by 4. Please Lord, no more injuries.
Posted by WMdSkinsFan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:19 PM
Commanders Can't get off the field. It's killer. Pass rush needs to do something.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:19 PM
(8:02) D.Bailey 46 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 10 - Commanders 3​
Commanders Could be much worse guys.
Posted by the new Bradfather on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:25 PM
Raiders Norman vs. Bryant is fun to watch.
Posted by 80sR8dr on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:26 PM
Commanders Third week in a row for Fuller getting picked by QB.
Posted by aamir_rono on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:27 PM
Commanders Jeez this is a long FG.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:34 PM
(3:56) Washington 55 yard field goal is NO GOOD
Cowboys 10 - Commanders 3​
Commanders Stupid. Go for it on 4th of youre gonna try that long of a FG.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:35 PM
Commanders Wow this sunlight is helping the Cowboys. I am sure they built Jerry's World that way. Cheating *******s.
Posted by emurda-haak on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:35 PM
Commanders Hopkins is collapsing.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:35 PM
Commanders Bruh. Why didnt they just punt? He missed from 43. You know he gon miss from 50+.
Posted by DCallday on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:35 PM
Commanders We'll at least we are winning the stat battle SMH
Posted by murtd1 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:37 PM
Commanders Except where it counts.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:37 PM
Eagles I haven't seen a dropped catch yet. It’s unfair how much our receivers stink.
Posted by 1BruceLeroy1 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:37 PM
Commanders At most, we can only give up 3 here.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:42 PM
Commanders Way too many missed opportunities. Cowboys meanwhile look like they’re going to score another TD.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:42 PM
Commanders Throw a pick, Dak. One time.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:43 PM
(1:53) D.Prescott pass short right to T.Williams for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Commanders 3​
Commanders How is he making these throws?!? Romo looks impressed.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:45 PM
Seahawks Mein Gott what a toe-tap.
Posted by shams on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:45 PM
Commanders This defense is pathetic when they aren't getting lucky turnovers.
Posted by TattedRedskinsFan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:46 PM
Eagles Funny how their 3rd receiver is better than our 1st.
Posted by phillyphenom20 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:46 PM
Broncos Just shows what a good O line can do for a QB, and RB, and O.
Posted by azbroncomaniac on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:47 PM
Commanders We need to see the two feet in on that TD for a 31st time I think. 30 times just wasn’t enough.
Posted by blushingcrow on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:49 PM
Vikings Watching the Cowboys game..good God, they are gonna steamroll the Vikings..class of the NFC right now. Not even close.
Posted by leatherface2016 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:49 PM
Commanders Wilcox is a good *** hitter.
Posted by DCallday on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:53 PM
Commanders Alright RedZone let's do something right for once!
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:54 PM
Commanders 11 seconds left, no problem. Take one shot, you'll have enough time left for 4th down.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:55 PM
Commanders What a debacle.
Posted by 1052skins on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:56 PM
Commanders Red zone choke.
Posted by twoplanters on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:57 PM
Eagles I can’t believe they can’t score a TD.
Posted by Borg_Queen on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:57 PM
Bears Rod Marinelli's D much improved.
Posted by TC53 on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:57 PM
:)07) Washington 20 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 17 - Commanders 6​
Commanders Can't match TDs with FGs.
Posted by Sean Qtip Guilliams on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:59 PM
Commanders Ruined my appetite, don't want any leftovers now!
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:59 PM
Commanders I'm the opposite, I will eat my feelings away.
Posted by Sean Qtip Guilliams on Nov 24, 2016 | 5:59 PM
Commanders This opening drive in the 3rd will determine the game imo.
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:04 PM
Commanders This team is pitiful, they talk all that crap before the game then get their butts handed to them.
Posted by BigStef20 on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:07 PM
Commanders And don’t kick a 55 yard FG into the sun. Dummy.
Posted by SkinsNJ on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:09 PM​



Third Quarter​
Commanders And Cousins is being outplayed. By a rookie. No comparison so far.
Posted by shally on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:19 PM
(3:28) Commanders Punt 39 yards to DAL 16​
Commanders The Dallas D is killing us.
Posted by Hahaschadenfreude on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:25 PM
Commanders Alright Defense. Please hold them.
Posted by WestCoastHokie on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:25 PM
Commanders Why would you cover their Hall of Fame tight end?
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:29 PM
Commanders Nice coverage on Witten there...
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:30 PM
Eagles Witten just broke Ertz's career YAC with that one catch.
Posted by VinceB1193 on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:31 PM
Commanders D held. Something to be thankful for.
Posted by 1052skins on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:36 PM
(3:28) COWBOYS punt 35 yards to WAS 10​
Commanders Difference so far is the Dallas defense. They are outplaying our offense.
Posted by shally on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:37 PM
Commanders Wilcox Down. That could be big.
Posted by blushingcrow on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:43 PM
Commanders They have our run plays down cold. Need to run more play action.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:44 PM
Commanders Our O line is just getting destroyed on the obvious runs.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:48 PM
Commanders They are manhandling our O-line. Hard to be successful close to the goal line when you can't run it.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:49 PM
Patriots I wish Pats had Sean Lee... That would be sweet.
Posted by Mikejochy2 on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:49 PM​



Fourth Quarter
(15:00) K.Cousins pass short left to J.Reed for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Commanders 12​
Commanders REEEEEEEEEEEEED
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:51 PM
Commanders Finally.
Posted by Hahaschadenfreude on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:51 PM
Dolphins Woo-hoo , now we got a game !
Posted by daytonadolfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:51 PM
Commanders Why go for 2 here?
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:52 PM
TWO-POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT. S.Lee intercepted the try attempt. ATTEMPT FAILS.
Cowboys 17 - Commanders 12​
Commanders Stupid. Now if Dallas gets a FG, we have to score a TD and go for 2 again. Dumb.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:52 PM
Commanders Yeah, let's let him rumble for 20+ first run.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:57 PM
Commanders Why would you cover the rookie of the year?
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 6:58 PM
Commanders Well, let's hold them to 3 somehow so we can pray for another TD and a successful 2 point conversion.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:00 PM
Raiders I remember a few geniuses coming up with all these great reasons why Elliott wouldn't be good in the NFL.
Posted by 80sR8dr on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:00 PM
Commanders He may have just iced the game on you and you jump up and say something after lifting his leg up...Just play Norman!
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:01 PM
Eagles So the Skins keep stopping Dallas and can't score. Now they score and can’t stop Dallas.
Posted by zracer71 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:01 PM
(11:44) D.Prescott right end for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 24 - Commanders 12​
Commanders Prescott has been able to work the edge all game, nobody can seal it.
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:02 PM
Commanders So much for holding them to 3.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:02 PM
Commanders This is garbage time unless the O wakes up quick.
Posted by Hahaschadenfreude on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:02 PM
Eagles Sigh, that was a rather efficient and easy answering drive.
Posted by SamHinkieLives on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:02 PM
Commanders Tony Romo looks like Commanders fans feel right now...He is so sad…and so am I right now.
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:03 PM
Commanders Game Over. Hate to say it but the Cowboys own us.
Posted by BigStef20 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:03 PM
Commanders Dak's no rookie. Boy, Dallas got lucky drafting him.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:04 PM
Seahawks The Cowboy OL is the real MVP. That OL the Cowboys have is so far ahead of everyone else that it is not even funny. You could argue they have 4 pro bowlers along the OL. They will be tough to beat if their OL stays healthy.
Posted by MaxAMillion on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:06 PM
Commanders My goodness Dallas' line is good. Makes rookies look like all pros.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:07 PM
(9:32) (Shotgun) K.Cousins pass deep right to D.Jackson for 67 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 24 - Commanders 19​
Commanders YESSSSS. Game isn’t over yet.
Posted by DarthRedRaider on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:09 PM
Chiefs 67 yard pass. Is that legal?
Posted by Newbaum Turk on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:10 PM
Commanders Wrecking ball defense time.
Posted by Boardname5533 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:11 PM
ONSIDE KICK Washington. DALLAS recovers.​
Commanders wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy???????????
Posted by Demj on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:12 PM
Commanders Well...that shows zero confidence in your defense.
Posted by Davethecapsfan on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:12 PM
Commanders Ugh really?
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:13 PM
Commanders I know our D has been bad but give them a chance.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:13 PM
Eagles Dumbest onside ever. Guess he thought they can't stop them anyway.
Posted by Competitors by 2018 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:13 PM
Dolphins That deep TD by Cousins was terribly underthrown. Jackson had to slow WAY down to catch it. Horrible pass. If the DB didn’t screw up, he either deflects it or picks it.
Posted by Chris Early on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:14 PM
(8:37) D.Prescott scrambles up the middle to WAS 43 for 7 yards
PENALTY on WAS-D.Whitner, Unnecessary Roughness, 15 yards, enforced at WAS 43.​
Commanders Skins have no idea how to handle Prescott running.
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:15 PM
Commanders Can't blame coaching for stupid crap like that.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:15 PM
Commanders Guess I shouldn't be buying a Whitner jersey.
Posted by Hahaschadenfreude on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:16 PM
Commanders Shot ourselves in tha foot again.
Posted by murtd1 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:17 PM
Eagles Holy mackerel, Batman! Is Elliott a beast or what?
Posted by ycleped on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:18 PM
Commanders Bunch of babies.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:19 PM
(6:32) E.Elliott left tackle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 31 - Commanders 19​
Commanders Oh well TD here. Big throws to Bryant with Fuller on him in the slot.
Posted by Rhamm21 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:20 PM
Commanders Ok get back on the horse..Cuz dial up another TD.
Posted by 1052skins on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:20 PM
Commanders I know that the Skins don't have the best personnel but this front seven has been dreadful trying to contain Prescott.
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:21 PM
Commanders This D was never really going to hold Dallas. It got a couple of stops, a FG… the O had to do much better.
Posted by tech01x on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:22 PM
Eagles Elliott is the best RB in the league right now.
Posted by VinceB1193 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:22 PM
Giants Watching the Cowboys, it's obvious that the Giants won't beat them if they keep going 3-and-out on offense.
Posted by GhostDini on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:22 PM
Bears Turning into a good game here late.
Posted by SomeGuyNamedDave on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:22 PM
Commanders I'm thinking of nasty things.
Posted by twoplanters on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:26 PM
Commanders Need to attack deep instead of burning time off the clock.
Posted by adam carter on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:26 PM
Browns Cowboys look like they will be playing in the Super Bowl. What a draft – oh my.
Posted by realmccoy on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:28 PM
Commanders Three yard passes, useless.
Posted by foolsrushand.hannityin on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:32 PM
Commanders Bad 4 minute offense. You’re doing the Cowboys a huge favor by killing so much time off the clock. Score before the 2 minutes ( that’s your extra timeout you don’t have).
Posted by adam carter on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:33 PM
Commanders I don't really believe that Nationwide is on my side.
Posted by Fishslap 33 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:33 PM
Seahawks Commanders not interested in getting in the end zone, evidently.
Posted by Wilder. on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:33 PM
(2:00) K.Cousins pass short middle to J.Reed for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 31 - Commanders 26​
Commanders No onside kick. Kick deep.
Posted by adam carter on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:36 PM
Commanders What to do here? Kick deep or try another on side kick?
Posted by capdog on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:36 PM
Eagles Curse Dallas! Had to see darn star all day as my brother in law is a cowboys fan and hear his crap all day!! Why can’t we get some of that luck they possess !! We need playmakers ! A curse on your house, Chip Kelly!!!
Posted by OrlandoBird on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:38 PM
ONSIDE KICK Washington out of bounds. DALLAS ball.​
Commanders Why the heck didn’t you kick it deep?
Posted by adam carter on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:39 PM
Commanders *sigh*
Posted by DarthRedRaider on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:42 PM
Commanders How come THEY can run a screen?
Posted by foolsrushand.hannityin on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:43 PM
Commanders So sad.
Posted by worldwidewes on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:44 PM
Commanders Josh Norman is an idiot.
Posted by BigStef20 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:46 PM
END OF GAME​
Eagles "Hey Zeke, it's Joe and Troy. What time can we come over tonight and oil your belly?"
Posted by BillyBob992 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:52 PM
Eagles Hopefully the Boys win again next week.
Posted by Competitors by 2018 on Nov 24, 2016 | 7:52 PM
Texans As I’ve said before, Dak Prescott seems to be doing everything right. He gets time behind the line to survey, then makes good decisions. Very few negative plays. That’s playoff football.
Posted by liparulos on Nov 24, 2016 | 10:14 PM
Falcons It's clear that the road to the Super Bowl goes through Dallas.
Posted by Kennycaine on Nov 24, 2016 | 11:24 PM​


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