News: BTB: Trolling The Nation During Cowboys @ Seahawks: "It Isn't 2013 Anymore."

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Savor every last detail of Sunday's game as you read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Dallas Cowboys dominate the defending Super Bowl champions in Seattle.

As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're re-living yesterday's game by taking a peek at what the fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the consensus No. 1 team in Seattle.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

Pre-game and First Quarter​

49ers Im sensing a Cowboy Victory in this thread...
by OhioNinerJay on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:03 PM
Seahawks This is my first Field Gulls game thread in awhile. Usually, I watch these alone and drinking heavily.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:19 PM
Giants Want the Seahawks to win, which is rare. But I want Dez to light up that loud mouth fool.
by Rice2012 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:27 PM
Seahawks Dallas's defense looks pretty fast from sideline to sideline.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:28 PM
Seahawks ******. Wilson gets the first if he doesn't fumble there.
by caboose823 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:29 PM
Seahawks Would have been really close to a first down, too, had he held onto it.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:29 PM
Seahawks Why do they seem so reluctant to use Harvin down the field?
by Pontic on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:31 PM
Seahawks Cowboys eating up the lateral game right now.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:31 PM
Seahawks a little sick of seeing these Harvin plays going nowhere
by rex92 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:31 PM
Seahawks I think I'm done with the Harvin screen play. The formation they are in just gives it away.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:31 PM
Giants Dallas defense is looking surprisingly well.
by TheTrailBlazer on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:32 PM

(10:10) S.Hauschka 33 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 0 - Seahawks 3​

Seahawks Could have had more points, but a nice first drive.
by mister bunny on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:33 PM
Seahawks Jason Garrett looks like a minion of Dr. Evil.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:33 PM
Seahawks I benched Bryant because we are winning today Hawks!
by brianna.bannanna on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:36 PM
Seahawks Don't care for Earl Thomas blitzing already.
by Jason Drake on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:36 PM
49ers So hard to root for the Cowboys.
by redandgoldfaithful on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:36 PM
Seahawks Beaten by a scrappy white receiver who looks like Jon Ryan.
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:36 PM
Seahawks That's where Murray hurts you. He just falls forward no matter what
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:37 PM
Seahawks Can you guys pause the game? This is killing me
by PDX_Hawks on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:37 PM
Seahawks Beasley gets 1-2 plays a game. Anything more than that allowed today will be sad for us
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:37 PM
Seahawks Romo got hammered.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:38 PM
Eagles ROMO got smacked HARD – NICE
by TheAntiStat on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:38 PM
Seahawks Hate to see that
by rex92 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:39 PM
Seahawks Who's their backup?
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:39 PM
Seahawks Yikes. Romo took a shot. Hope that he’s okay.
by seafan4good on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:39 PM
Colts i hate the friggin' seahawks. so they can blast Tony Romo after he throws and get no penalty? They get away with freaking everything. i hate that team.
by aplethoraofpunk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
49ers why does one particular team keep getting away with cheap hits?
by HUNGRY HUNTER on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM

(7:19) C.Jones punt is BLOCKED, M.Morgan for 25 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 0 - Seahawks 10​

Seahawks Watch that edge yo!
by Ajas on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks The beat down is ONNNN!!!!!
by DesertSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Eagles #FreeWeeden
by Kreamium on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks DE JA VUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks SAME OLD SAME OLD GO HOME DALLAS
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks SPECIAL TEAMS TD!!!!
by RUM0UR on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Seahawks MOMENTUM building here
by seafan4good on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:40 PM
Eagles Bahahahaaha! Blocked Punt by Seattle for TD.
by MidnightGreenGunner on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:41 PM
Seahawks Now Romo has to come back onto the field MUCH quicker than he would have liked...
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:41 PM
Seahawks Bet Romo just loves having to come right back out after being obliterated
by UCPonch on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:41 PM
Seahawks Just so difficult to get to Murray early. That line is just so good.
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:43 PM
Giants Who is this lance dunbar
by GiantBeing on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:44 PM
49ers Yeah RANDLE
by El Shorts on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:45 PM
Seahawks Woof. He got into the second level really easily.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:45 PM
Texans Good run from Randle. The Cowboys are really using their Oklahoma pipeline. They have a lot of oSu players
by Rice2012 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:45 PM
Seahawks Their offensive line is bowling our d-line over right now. They got power, speed, strength. we got nothing.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:46 PM
Giants Stopping the Cowboys' rush offense is a lot easier said than done
by GhostDini on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:46 PM
49ers Cowboys offensive line are a bunch of studs. Opening up huge holes
by Jay49er42 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:46 PM
Seahawks Big holes on those stretch runs
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:46 PM
Giants Dallas' defense is pretty awful but their OL is damn good.
by ALLINGMEN on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks well, hopefully our offense can keep up with their offense
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks Ugh I knew Witten would be a problem for us
by JLC on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks Quit trying to go high on Demarco Murray.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks Uhhhh....it would be nice to cover Witten.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks WRAP HIM UP OR HE WILL FALL FORWARD FOR AN EXTRA TWO YARDS. PERIOD
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks We might want to cover Jason Witten, ya know.
by tartarandfries on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:47 PM
Seahawks Defense looking soft
by RUM0UR on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:48 PM

(2:38) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short middle to G.Escobar for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Seahawks 10​

Seahawks We'll get 'em next time.
by apsve on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:49 PM
Seahawks That was terrible. We need to learn how to defend this crap.
by CKremer on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:49 PM
49ers 12th man sure is quiet all of a sudden
by Jay49er42 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:49 PM
Texans Dallas has enough playmakers to score on anyone. If their O-line can hold Romo can find them.
by loc do on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:49 PM
Seahawks Romo hung tough and found Escobar
by seafan4good on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:49 PM
Seahawks Da Boys ain't showing no respect for this defense. Richard, Earl and you Bird Ds need to slap them up side the head. This is on you to fix and stop. Cowpokes are very slow to understand their place in life.
by DesertSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:50 PM
Seahawks Why aren't they giving Lynch the rock?
by RUM0UR on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:53 PM
Seahawks i hate our offensive line
by brianna.bannanna on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:55 PM
Seahawks We need an entire Oline in the next draft
by UCPonch on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:55 PM
Seahawks Cable must be looking at this Dallas O-line and drooling
by rex92 on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:56 PM

06) J.Ryan punts 50 yards to DAL 5​

Seahawks Wow. The Seahawks started on the 40 & couldn't do squat
by RUM0UR on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:58 PM
Seahawks Yeah the Cowboys are winning that battle
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 4:59 PM​

Second Quarter ​

Giants yeah I dont see us stopping DeMarco Murray
by NewYorkStateofPanic on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:00 PM
Seahawks I don't like this rush defense today… Not one bit do I like it.
by TheZzyzx on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:00 PM
Seahawks Cowboys are playing Seahawks football, and Seahawks are trying to play Cowboy football
by chipdouglas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:01 PM
Seahawks Dallas is ripping off 5 rush yards a pop like it's nothing.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:01 PM
Seahawks Giving DAL a lot of short 3rd downs
by chipdouglas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:02 PM
Seahawks What pass rush?
by Lunchmoney on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:04 PM
Seahawks Our blitzes never work.
by Razztopia on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:04 PM
Seahawks Just NO PASS RUSH. NONE.
by Treyson316 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:04 PM
Broncos This Randle kid is very good.
by George Krontiris on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:05 PM
Giants wow dallas is really moving the ball via the run
by rs504 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:05 PM
Seahawks Our D is getting man handled.
by sas1969 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:05 PM
Seahawks Dallas' O-line comes as advertised.
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:05 PM
49ers I thought Seahawks run defense was so great. Cowboys are eating them up.
by Jay49er42 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:06 PM
Seahawks Can't keep giving up 5+ yards on first down
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:07 PM
Seahawks I'm jealous of their Oline.
by Happybelly on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:07 PM
Seahawks First down runs consistently good for five yds.
by sas1969 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:07 PM
Seahawks He's just eating us up. Murray is a wrecking ball
by Treyson316 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:07 PM
Packers DeMarco Murray is a beast!
by vaultsuit on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:09 PM
Seahawks We can't keep losing cornerbacks
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:10 PM
49ers Can Dallas lend us their OL for our game at Seattle?
by VDwiththefadeaway on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:10 PM
Seahawks Ugh, that looks like an ankle injury
by caboose823 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:11 PM
Seahawks Our defense is getting beat up.
by Hawnk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:11 PM
Seahawks Teams play and win with crappy CBs all the time. Example A: the Cowboys so far this year. Don’t freak out just yet
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:11 PM

(5:20) D.Bailey 42 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 10 - Seahawks 10​

Seahawks We're still the Superbowl champions. So there’s that anyway.
by Richard fg7 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:13 PM
Seahawks We need to sign an all-pro running back to this team...What? We have one? Can we see him play?
by clarka on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:14 PM
Seahawks I had to drink last night to make it through the SC game. Now I need to drink to get through this one.
by Trojan Knight on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:15 PM
Seahawks Wow so we have just absolutely abandoned the run game. This is ridiculous
by Trolltossin on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:15 PM
49ers So should we be at all concerned about the Cowboys suddenly getting good?
by Elpato on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:16 PM
Seahawks Can Russell find room to scramble like he did against the Commanders?
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:16 PM
Seahawks As much as I hate to admit it...This Cowboys team isn’t terrible.
by Ajas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:17 PM
Seahawks Commercial-field goal-commercial-kickoff-commercial. Nice idea, NFL.
by DukeAndDuke on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:17 PM
Seahawks The OL is a national scandal at this point
by chipdouglas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:18 PM
Seahawks So is no one open ever. Wilson has had a ton of time on some plays and yet is never throwing it
by dcporter on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:19 PM
49ers Why is the defense having to point out false starts by Seattle? Instead of refs just calling it themselves?
by Jay49er42 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:19 PM
Seahawks How is it that nobody is freaking open!!??
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:19 PM
Seahawks So, the offensive game plan is what?
by Happybelly on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:20 PM

(3:15) J.Ryan punts 42 yards to DAL 30​

Texans Who decided that Richard Sherman should be in every other commercial? And why do the others have that Cleveland backup quarterback?
by Marked Hoosier on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:20 PM
49ers Cowboys defense looks good
by Mrchristopher10 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:20 PM
Seahawks We are making the Cowboys defense look like the 2013 Seahawk defense.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:20 PM
Seahawks I wish we had the Cowboys' offensive line and their defensive line
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:21 PM
Giants This is frustrating to watch. The Cowboys are beating the crap out of the most physical team in the NFL on both the DL and OL.
by Invictus XI on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:21 PM
Seahawks Now we're giving Dallas the ball against a banged up D with how well they've been moving the ball and they get it right back after the half.
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:21 PM
Giants We are in trouble next week. Looks like Dallas could be a serious kinda good this year. I really dont wanna live in that kinda world lol
by weejer on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:22 PM
Seahawks Murray is so good
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:23 PM
Seahawks Can we finally get a 3rd down stop?
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:26 PM
Seahawks This is not funny.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:27 PM
Seahawks Their O line is dominating us. The pocket is hardly collapsing.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:28 PM
Seahawks Hold them to three points, please
by Nshima on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:29 PM
Seahawks This thread isn't efficient on 3rd downs. We need a fresh one.
by mlathrop3 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:30 PM
Giants Seattle is groping these receivers
by GhostDini on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:31 PM
Seahawks ANOTHER THIRD DOWN. WHAT THE #§$% IS GOING ON
by chipdouglas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:32 PM
Seahawks on 3rd and 14!
by chipdouglas on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:32 PM
Seahawks There are no words.
by Pontic on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:32 PM
Seahawks FOR REAL? DUNBAR???
by SeahawksPhan on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:32 PM
Seahawks They're giving up waaaay too much space in the middle.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:32 PM
Saints wonder how many people bet on the Hawks to decimate the Boys are now crying in their beers
by Saintsfan820 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:34 PM
49ers Dallas O-line looks legit
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:35 PM
Saints They're beating Seattle by playing Seahawk ball better than Seattle
by j0shle0 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:35 PM
Saints Pete Carroll on the sideline chewing his gum like a cow chews their cud
by Saintsfan820 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:35 PM
49ers Pete the Cheat: "Can't beat 'em with 11? Let's try getting away with 12"
by stultus on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:35 PM
Seahawks Wilson looks nervous. I don’t like that.
by Trakar on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:37 PM

24) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short middle to J.Witten for 3 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Seahawks 10​

Seahawks How do we have so little pass rush
by dcporter on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:38 PM
Seahawks Romo has all day and Witten is just standing there between two defenders?
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:38 PM
Seahawks Dallas has completely outplayed us
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:39 PM
Giants cowboys look like the best team in the east. by FAR. and that hurts to say
by NYGetz on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:39 PM
Seahawks The arrogance of the offensive playcalling to think they could throw the ball every down
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:40 PM
Seahawks Thank goodness for the blocked punt. It would be 17-3 otherwise.
by Nshima on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:40 PM
Texans Cowboys ain't scared. Gotta respect that
by Antho10000 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:41 PM
Saints the Fieldgulls forum is hilarious. They can’t conceive that their team could be legitimately outplayed. IT’S ALL THE REF’S FAULT!!!! RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE,
by j0shle0 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:41 PM
Eagles It pains me to say it, but the Cowboys are a very good team this year.
by jeppsforst on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:41 PM
Giants Don’t let the hate for the cowboys interfere with your objectivity … Cowboys are a pretty good football team. But one game at a time.
by partyongarth on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:41 PM
Giants Looks like Jerry finally went and did it. Sold his soul to the devil this year
by maraman on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:42 PM
49ers Dallas punking Seattle on their own field
by Mrchristopher10 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:42 PM
Rams cowboys defense has been really impressive so far
by rosstipher627 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:42 PM
Vikings cowboys wnining would be a horrible ending to an already crappy day
by vikingnation1 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:42 PM
Seahawks Nice half by the cowboys. respect earned. Now, can the seahawks please play to their potential?
by Cysco on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:43 PM
49ers The 12th man does not seem very happy with the other 11.
by SpeedyClaxton4 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:43 PM
49ers Holy crap that Dallas D is flying to the ball. It hurts to say I’m enjoying this.
by VDwiththefadeaway on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:43 PM
Rams very impressed with Zack Martin
by Thomas W on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:44 PM
Seahawks Dallas has 15 first downs. We have run offensive 15 plays (and that is counting those last 3 plays at the end of the half).
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:48 PM
Seahawks It isn't 2013 anymore.
by Snow Hawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:48 PM
Seahawks I have almost nothing to say...except a string of obscenities that would make a pirate hooker blush.
by JetCityWoman2 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:49 PM
Seahawks I am not google-imaging pirate hooker. I am not google-imaging pirate hooker.
by shams on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:49 PM​

Third Quarter​

Seahawks Let's sort this out in the 2nd half
by rex92 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:57 PM
Seahawks That running game is a well oiled machine
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:58 PM
Seahawks Dallas is physically dominating us in our house. this is depressing
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:59 PM
49ers Dallas is just gashing them in the running game
by CheekeeMunkee on Oct 12, 2014 | 5:59 PM
Packers I hope the Cowboys go unbeaten for the Rest of the Regular Season. This will make it more sweeter when Romo throws the Final Interception to Shields in the Playoffs again.
by CologneCrocodile on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:00 PM
Seahawks Too easy for Dallas today. They can do anything out there they want.
by dilletaunt on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:00 PM
Seahawks They are still running through us like we aren't there.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:00 PM
Seahawks Dallas beats A LOT of teams the way they run the ball these days. Too bad they didn't figure that out until AFTER they played the Niners.
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:00 PM
Giants Dallas' OL is damn good
by ALLINGMEN on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:01 PM
Seahawks Hate to say it but Dez is a mismatch for Sherman
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:01 PM
Seahawks Romo trying to get fancy with conversion on 3rd and 17
by dilletaunt on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:02 PM
Giants I don't feel good about the Giants' chances next week in Dallas.
by Joshua Ryan on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:02 PM
Seahawks So THAT'S what a sack looks like.
by Tim Connolly on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:02 PM
Seahawks Sack? I thought Romo tripped cuz he saw a bug or something.
by Treyson316 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:02 PM

(10:00) C.Jones punts 30 yards to SEA 10​

Seahawks Even on a 3rd and 17, they almost get it on a screen even though we only rushed 4
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:03 PM
Chiefs Dez Bryant is a handful
by BrandNewDay on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:03 PM
Eagles I’m more impressed by Romo and Murray both healthy this deep into the season than Dallas’ record.
by JerkyBoy on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:03 PM
Seahawks ANNDDDDD he STILL almost got it…..
by mtzeng23 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:03 PM
Seahawks Is it our policy to not cover running backs ever on 3rd and long... my goodness
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:04 PM
Seahawks The Cowboys can't run their organization like they have for 20 years and all of the sudden be good. It’s just wrong.
by tartarandfries on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:04 PM
Seahawks This offense had better do something. 3 points at home against Dallas? Laughable
by wyobo on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:04 PM
Seahawks Lynch better have more than 2 carries by the time this drive is over
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:05 PM
Seahawks BUT I DONT WANT TO PUNT
by brianna.bannanna on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:08 PM
49ers Is it just me or did Seahawks fans just boo?
by TheFreakSF on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:09 PM
Seahawks Please please please
by cheesespieces on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:09 PM
Seahawks Please tell me we got it!
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:09 PM

(7:09) J.Ryan punts 36 yards to DAL 15, D.Harris MUFFS catch, RECOVERED by SEA​

Seahawks Special teams only way we win this game.
by Jasquarious J Funkenstein on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:10 PM

(6:20) R.Wilson left end for 9 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 17 - Seahawks 17​

Seahawks TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS !
by beastwarking on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:11 PM
Bucs Wow....watch the Dallas D. which is the same concept as ours, and what a difference. We , have better talent, IMO, but worse coaching. They tackle, rush the passer, and stop the run, much better than we do……why ?
by dtilson4 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:11 PM
Seahawks Hammer it with the Beast!
by DukeAndDuke on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:11 PM
Giants Big sigh of relief. TD Seahawks
by rcnt123 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:12 PM
Seahawks Now lets hope the defense jumps on board
by Richard fg7 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:12 PM
Seahawks I'd be so mad with the fact this game is tied if I was a Cowboy fan
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:13 PM
Seahawks 2 Seattle TDs the offense had to go a combined 14 yards. 2 Dallas TDs the offense had to go a combined 160 yards
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:14 PM
Eagles Hahaha. The good ol’ cowboys self destruct button always works!
by SebastianSmith07 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:17 PM
Seahawks This is when Dallas' fragile psyche can crumble...IF we make it happen
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:17 PM

(4:53) (Shotgun) T.Romo FUMBLES, RECOVERED by SEA​

Eagles Back to the Cowboys I’ve come to expect.
by "Snax" on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:19 PM
Seahawks These kind of turnovers are sustainable right guys? Guys………?
by cheesespieces on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:19 PM
Seahawks YES!!!!!!!
by grips on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:19 PM
Seahawks ROMO!!!
by ronythomas on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:19 PM
Seahawks ROMO DOING ROMO THINGS, FOR THE WIN!!!
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:19 PM
Seahawks Just a nice demoralizing drive right here would be so fantastic.
by Ballfann on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:20 PM
Packers Why do Seattle always get these kind of breaks? Fumbles on PR, snaps, whatelse
by qraC on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:20 PM
Seahawks Can we please make a pass downfield? I feel like I shouldn't be asking for much here.
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:21 PM
Seahawks Getting only 3 after that turnover is so deflating
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:22 PM

(3:25) S.Hauschka 33 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 17 - Seahawks 20​

Seahawks Gotta capitalize better than this.
by dasgoot on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:25 PM
Packers Why the heck can the Cowduds drive the ball but we couldn't at Seattle?
by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:29 PM
Seahawks This would be a looong field goal
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:31 PM

(1:08) D.Bailey 56 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 20 - Seahawks 20​

Seahawks 56 yards and EASILY hits it
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:31 PM
Seahawks STOPPED
by Happybelly on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:31 PM
Rams This just in: Dan Bailey is gooooood.
by FailureDrill on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
49ers damn, their kicker is money and made it look easy
by haydendeacon on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
Seahawks That's at sea level too... impressive.
by mlathrop3 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
Seahawks Damn, he made that 56 yarder look easy
by Mpjohns3 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
Giants Dan Bailey is so good
by Rice2012 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
Seahawks That damned thing might've been good from 70 yards.
by Sweezo on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:32 PM
Eagles When did the Cowboys get good
by FlyingHigh1997 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:34 PM
Eagles They've never been that bad. They’ve just had the worst-timed gaffes. They’re the Joe Biden of the NFL.
by idoublegles on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:34 PM
Seahawks Lynch still with only 5 carries
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:35 PM
49ers So weren't all the experts saying that the DAL D would be the worst this season?
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:37 PM​

Fourth Quarter ​

Seahawks HUGE first down.
by Maury Povich on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:40 PM
Seahawks Thank you! A pass for yardage to Baldwin! Novelty.
by TacitusProximus on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:40 PM
Seahawks Oh look, a 3rd down conversion!
by dasgoot on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:41 PM
Seahawks It's bad when Aikman and Buck are telling you to run the ball
by rex92 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:43 PM
Seahawks a 3rd down conversion!
by Ballfann on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:45 PM
Seahawks Empty sets every third down...
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:45 PM
Seahawks They've forgotten how to football.
by Pontic on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:47 PM

(12:21) J.Ryan punts 38 yards to DAL 12​

Seahawks Pick 6 please...maybe the D can get it done.
by grips on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:48 PM
Seahawks 3rd and 16. do not give this up
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:52 PM

(10:52) C.Jones punts 35 yards to DAL 42​

Seahawks Awful punt
by beastwarking on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:53 PM
Seahawks STOPPED!
by Happybelly on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:53 PM
Seahawks Need a TD here, FG unacceptable.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:54 PM
49ers Pete Carroll complaining about DPI?
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:55 PM
49ers thats like the sun complaining about heat
by M-Easy on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:55 PM
Broncos Seahawks fans screaming about a PI non call. Oh the humanity.
by retro-grouch on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:55 PM
Seahawks Oh look, Marshawn can get first downs
by UCPonch on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:56 PM
Chiefs B Carr with a helluva play
by BrandNewDay on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:58 PM
Seahawks Please Hausch
by cheesespieces on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:58 PM
Chiefs Carr made his first nice play since he's left KC
by RamX21 on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:58 PM

(8:21) S.Hauschka 48 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 20 - Seahawks 23​

Seahawks Now we just play defense, and we win.
by mister bunny on Oct 12, 2014 | 6:59 PM
Seahawks Does anyone else have an extremely tight lower back due to the stress of this freaking game?
by boiseahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:01 PM
Seahawks Time for a famous Romo INT!!!
by Treyson316 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:02 PM
Seahawks I need some advil and a shot of tequila
by JetCityWoman2 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:03 PM
49ers Holy crap Dez Bryant
by jrobulls on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:03 PM
Saints Richard Sherman may need to start calling Dez "daddy"
by j0shle0 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:04 PM
Seahawks 3rd and 20. have to hold them here
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM

3-20-DAL 31 (4:55) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass deep right to T.Williams for 23 yards​

Seahawks Are you kidding me
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks Youre kidding
by cheesespieces on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
49ers OMG WILLIAMS
by jrobulls on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks That was insane
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks Pass rush looking good when they can pin their ears back and go
by smb282 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks one play guys.
by Snow Hawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks STOP THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by Tim Connolly on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks I can haz stop here please?
by UCPonch on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Seahawks they better not get 3rd and 20
by wingriders on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:06 PM
Broncos Cowboys have drafted well....It's so weird!
by amits on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Seahawks Incredible catch wow.
by apsve on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Seahawks No way.
by Ballfann on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
49ers AMAZING CATCH!
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Seahawks what a catch. Definitely good
by Kingdomer on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Eagles is Romo really that hard to sack?
by macjack12 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Seahawks Terrible challenge, Pete. Just setting timeouts on fire.
by Sweezo on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:07 PM
Vikings I heard enough from the media about the Cowboys when the weren’t winning. Oy!
by Bodysuit Man on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:08 PM
Seahawks something tells me dallas got the touchdown coming up
by wingriders on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:09 PM
49ers I hate to admit this...But Romo looks pretty dang good right now.
by ak4niner on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:10 PM
Seahawks This last 4 minutes is gonna be agonizing
by UCPonch on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:11 PM
Seahawks They are getting just blown off the line
by hawkster on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:12 PM
Giants Dallas is making a statement
by Late for Dinner on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:12 PM

(3:23) D.Murray right tackle for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 27 - Seahawks 23​

49ers I'm about to split my personality. I just screamed YES and slapped myself for screaming yes.
by ak4niner on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
Seahawks That was sooooooooo easy
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
49ers Never thought I'd ever cheer for a DAL TD, but I just did
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
Seahawks No confidence in the offense to answer either
by nlbmsportin on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
Seahawks Great I just love seeing Jerry Jones clapping as Dallas takes the lead.
by Rithmckk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
49ers FLAG for excessive points.
by Trick_49er on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:14 PM
Packers Does this mean the Cowboys are for real? I don't want that!
by eddy.rodgerskubrick on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:15 PM
Saints Dallas kicking Seattle square in the nuts!!
by Hans Petersen on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:15 PM
Seahawks Plenty of time to take the lead back. Come on, Seahawks.
by Sweezo on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:15 PM
Giants OK Seattle, clock killing, scoring drive to end this.
by Amsterdam Admirals on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:16 PM
Seahawks This is the most disgusting game I have watched in years.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:16 PM
Seahawks GO FOR IT
by brianna.bannanna on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:18 PM
Seahawks Go for it, you are not getting the ball back.
by mlathrop3 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:18 PM
Seahawks This is pathetic
by Mpjohns3 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:18 PM
Seahawks How do we always get to 3rd down so quickly in these make or break situations?
by StealthHawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:18 PM
Eagles Isn't Seattle supposed to be unbeateable at home? Come on
by FlyingHigh1997 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:19 PM

4-6-SEA 23 (2:40) (Shotgun) R.Wilson pass incomplete deep right to J.Kearse.​

Seahawks Sucks when you expect The Cowboys to convert on 3rd and 20 and the Seahawks not to do jack on 3rd and 4th down and anything.
by Jasquarious J Funkenstein on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:19 PM
Seahawks The dreckfest continues.
by Steen on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:19 PM
Broncos Oh Pete caroll you want holding calls?
by amits on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:20 PM
Colts Dallas secondary is giving Seattle a dose of their own medicine.
by EVLGNUS on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:22 PM
Seahawks We got beat plain and simple.
by Snow Hawk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:22 PM
Texans Hate to say it, but they look like they could be contenders.
by Sugel Mendoza on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:23 PM
Saints Dallas went up in their Starbucks and knocked their latte right out of their hand!!
by Hans Petersen on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:24 PM
Seahawks Seattle Nineandsevenhawks
by Tim Connolly on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:24 PM
49ers DAL beat SEA, we beat DAL, therefore we're better than SEA? :]
by 49ersAllDay on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:25 PM

(1:12) D.Bailey 31 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 30 - Seahawks 23​

49ers Wow. Bailey is automatic.
by ChottoNin on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:28 PM
Seahawks 85+ yards to go, no timeouts, good luck...
by axel360 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:30 PM
Seahawks here's where Russell shows us he's elite or not.
by Pyramid Ale on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:30 PM

48) (No Huddle, Shotgun) R.Wilson pass deep middle intended for L.Willson INTERCEPTED by R.McClain​

Giants Ronaldo Mcclain, a steal by the Cowboys....
by danman11 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:31 PM
Seahawks I hear the Cowboys fans there
by Jasquarious J Funkenstein on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:31 PM
49ers The EX Raider wins it!
by M-Easy on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:31 PM
Seahawks Now it's a loss.
by mister bunny on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:31 PM
49ers Wilson Romo'd it.
by Thor0640 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:31 PM
49ers Someone get a GIF of Carrol’s face right there!!!
by IntelligentAj on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:32 PM
Saints Ooooooh, Ima read myself some Field Gulls and Falcoholic hand wringing and ref-complaining! Full bore schadenfreude!
by JR Ella on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:32 PM
Texans Aw damn, the Cowpies are an actually good team. It’s sickening.
by Sugel Mendoza on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:32 PM

42) T.Romo kneels to DAL 47 for -1 yards​

Seahawks Good Game Dallas. helluva effort.
by Cashmw on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:33 PM
Seahawks Jeez, assuming we even get that far, the NFC-CC will probably be in the JerryDome.
by Hawnk on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:33 PM
Chiefs McClain finally playing like an NFL player after leaving Oakland
by RamX21 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:33 PM
Ravens Cowboys beat the Seahawks. At home. Just let that sink in.
by shana001 on Oct 12, 2014 | 7:33 PM​

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