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Read what fans of other teams had to say as they watched the Cowboys put a forty-burger on the 49ers.

As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the 49ers on Sunday. All quotes below are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

We usually reserve these Trolling The Nation posts for big wins, preferably against a division opponent. But being as starved for wins as we are, we're indulging a bit in the TTN posts this year, even if it comes at a price: 49ers tears just don't taste as sweet as those of a divisional rival. Also, because many fans had their attention focused elsewhere during the Cowboys game yesterday, this TTN is a bit light on quantity.

Enjoy it anyway.

First Quarter​
49ers I’m going to talk so much trash at the office tomorrow if we pull this off vs the Cowboys
Posted by DallasNiner on Oct 22, 2017 | 3:47 PM
49ers Fact: The Cowboys have NEVER beaten the 49ers when future HOF CJ Beathard is the starter
Posted by nobbyx on Oct 22, 2017 | 3:59 PM
Kickoff
(14:15) C.Jones punts 56 yards to SF 14. T.Taylor FUMBLES (K.Frazier), RECOVERED by DAL-X.Woods at SF 26.​
49ers Ah come on,..
Posted by A guy called Eric on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
Eagles Man, the niners just can't win.
Posted by Hail_Swoop on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
49ers About time for someone else to be the cause of our loss.....
Posted by EveryGlenn17 on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
49ers NOooooooooooooooooo
Posted by Joe Montana Is GOAT on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
49ers WELP
Posted by ninerminer on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
49ers We are an unlucky team..what else can I say..
Posted by ninerminer on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:09 PM
49ers This is why we cant have nice things...
Posted by McCoven on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:10 PM
(12:46) E.Elliott up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - 49ers 0​
49ers I hate how many Cowboys fans there are
Posted by Joe Montana Is GOAT on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:14 PM
49ers Christmas came 2 months early for the Cowboys. That TD came giftwrapped.
Posted by LizardState on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:14 PM
49ers Not a good week to be playing against Elliott in fantasy.
Posted by NoHero08 on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:14 PM
Eagles Dallas goes 3 and out then is just gifted their first TD.....great
Posted by Flash in The Pan Prescott on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:15 PM
49ers I just tune in and we're down by 7. How did that happen?
Posted by El Shorts on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:16 PM
49ers That was a decent throw
Posted by BoldinReborn on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:18 PM
49ers Except that it was too far and therefore not a good throw
Posted by EFordLA on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:19 PM
49ers Siren Song of the Niner fan: another 3 and out
Posted by RinaldoPurrisimo on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:20 PM
SF PUNT​
49ers Why don't they just keep feeding it to Elliott. He gets 5 every time he carries.
Posted by EFordLA on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:24 PM
49ers Is this going to be another game where the offense plays 15 minutes?
Posted by BoldinReborn on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:26 PM
(7:57) E.Elliott right guard for 25 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - 49ers 0​
49ers We can't stop the run!
Posted by BayAreaBruin_450 on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:28 PM
Eagles Zeke Elliott makes me ill
Posted by donnie.recine on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:28 PM
Chiefs Zeke is gonna run for 200 against us
Posted by RamX21 on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:28 PM
49ers Now I need liquor.
Posted by BronxBlazer on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:29 PM
49ers Not looking like the best 0-6 team of all time.
Posted by Leo's Thinwhistle on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:30 PM
49ers I hate that eating thing Ezekiel does
Posted by OziNiner on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:32 PM
49ers I am happy Zeke is playing. It exposes our fraud defense. Their OL is the best and that is what we need.
Posted by 49erfactor on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:34 PM
(4:33) SF field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 14 - 49ers 3
DAL PUNT
(1:14) (Shotgun) C.Beathard sacked at SF 45 for -12 yards (D.Irving).​
49ers Running into the pass rusher. Sigh
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:45 PM
SF PUNT​
49ers kIRK cOUSINS IS oUr fUTuRE
Posted by Ninersforever on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:49 PM
49ers And...drinking must be in your present
Posted by Steve Montana on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:50 PM​


Second Quarter​
49ers Dez too good
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:55 PM
49ers Our secondary is getting eaten up, and spit out!
Posted by BigMar on Oct 22, 2017 | 4:59 PM
(10:33) (Shotgun) D.Prescott pass deep right to J.Witten for 18 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 20 - 49ers 3​
49ers No denying it, Dak throws a nice pass
Posted by baykid415 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:02 PM
49ers Whelp
Posted by El Shorts on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:02 PM
Eagles The Cowboys could all be drunk and still win this game. Niners are absolutely rolling over and dying. They play with piss-poor effort and have the team speed of a snail.
Posted by 46RockBlitz on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:02 PM
Eagles The same team that lost by 2 to the Rams, 3 to Seattle, 3 to the Cardinals, and by 2 to the Skins…..yea seems like they always play with no effort. Maybe Dallas is just playing better ?
Posted by daniel1234 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:02 PM
49ers They will score 50
Posted by BoldinReborn on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:03 P
49ers Wow. What a grab
Posted by HashtagMafioso on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:03 PM
49ers Cowboys gonna rest their starters by half time lol
Posted by jjcool00 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:03 PM
49ers Sigh.
Posted by nobbyx on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:03 PM
49ers Nice throw
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:03 PM
49ers I know the Dallas O-line is good, but this D-line looks like dog poop today
Posted by BoldinGateBridge on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:04 PM
Chiefs At least they don't have a big strong WR who can dominate at jump balls. Wait … crap.
Posted by HatCreekCattleCmpny on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:04 PM
49ers We lost this game when Taylor fumbled
Posted by Joe Montana Is GOAT on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:05 PM
49ers We lost this game when the schedules were announced.
Posted by ChipNelly on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:05 PM
49ers We lost this game three years ago when we retained Trent Baalke.
Posted by mikeymike4949 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:05 PM
49ers We lost this game three years ago when we fired Jim Harbaugh
Posted by jjcool00 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:05 PM
49ers We lost this game when the Yorks stole the team from the great Eddie D.
Posted by ChipNelly on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:05 PM
49ers So let's review the Cowboys shall we: Top tier dominating WR, HoF TE, All-Pro RB, All pro QB gets injured and the backup is just as good if not better. Ok Jerry is the devil or he made a deal with the devil.
Posted by sfsuphysics on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:07 PM
(7:18) C.Beathard sacked at SF 36 for -8 yards (T.Crawford).​
49ers Do you not see the giant man running for your face, C.J.?
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:10 PM
49ers Our interior O-line can't create running lanes which is why Hyde, a power back, constantly needs to bounce outside where he can’t make gains
Posted by fluffypillow on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:11 PM
SF PUNT
DAL PUNT​
Eagles Dan Bailey out. Niners need to take advantage of that.
Posted by Teddy Broosevelt on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:20 PM
49ers If we score a TD we can challenge in the 2nd half
Posted by McCoven on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:22 PM
Eagles If the 9ers score a TD this drive, this games back on. Especially with Bailey out. PLEASE blow it, Dallas
Posted by HazyBird on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:23 PM
:)46) C.Beathard sacked at DAL 5, (D.Lawrence). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL-D.Lawrence at DAL 19.​
49ers Oy vey
Posted by DallasNiner on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:27 PM
49ers Maybe we should just kick a FG as soon as we get in range
Posted by EFordLA on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:27 PM
Commanders How did we almost lose to these 49ers?
Posted by Boardname5533 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:29 PM
49ers Where are the 47% who voted this team will make the playoffs in a year?
Posted by CA530 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:30 PM
49ers Is our oline getting destroyed? Just checked boxscore :disappointed:
Posted by Mapletreemarty on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:38 PM​


Third Quarter​
49ers We're going for it?
Posted by nobbyx on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:50 PM
(11:16) SF Turnover on downs​
49ers Amazing
Posted by az9rfan on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:51 PM
(11:12) D.Prescott pass short right to E.Elliott for 72 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 27 - 49ers 3​
49ers What an embarrassment
Posted by ThatNinerFan on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:54 PM
Falcons Damn, Zeke. That is all.
Posted by TimeStandsStill on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:54 PM
49ers At least we are not going to lose by one score this game
Posted by EFordLA on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:55 PM
49ers At least we don't have to worry about losing by only 3 points or less
Posted by Hydethemasses on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:55 PM
Raiders Zeke 3rd TD on 72 yd screen pass. SF looking to the end the streak of close losses with a blowout one.
Posted by rdesai.711 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:55 PM
Chiefs Damn. Zeke just broke one
Posted by Kcbiggyblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:56 PM
49ers Navorro Bowman is laughing right now
Posted by 49erfactor on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:57 PM
49ers This L is in the bag. And the Giants are winning! The long-awaited 2 games cushion is about to happen.
Posted by glib1 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:58 PM
49ers But the Browns, oh, the Browns, they are unbeatable.
Posted by glib1 on Oct 22, 2017 | 5:58 PM
Eagles Could a 49er/Browns game end in a 0-0 tie?
Posted by 17thandShunk on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:00 PM
Eagles Probably turns into a 55-53 shootout somehow
Posted by "Snax" on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:00 PM
SF PUNT​
49ers Yup we've given up
Posted by Joe Montana Is GOAT on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:06 PM
49ers Cowboy's are gonna score 40 on us, aren't they?
Posted by nobbyx on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:14 PM
:)46) (Shotgun) D.Prescott up the middle for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 33 - 49ers 3​
49ers Dallas is the first very good offensive team we have faced. This is the result. We are frauds.
Posted by 49erfactor on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:17 PM
49ers We are getting trolled.
Posted by BronxBlazer on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:19 PM
:)03) C.Beathard sacked at SF 36 (J.Smith). FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL-T.Crawford at SF 29.​
49ers Sooooooo terrible
Posted by Germinator on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:21 PM
49ers Beathard is poopoo
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:21 PM
49ers So are we within 3 points yet?
Posted by sfsuphysics on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:22 PM
49ers This game blows
Posted by El Shorts on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:22 PM
49ers And Dallas is exposing our Defense.
Posted by BigMar on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:23 PM​


Fourth Quarter​
49ers Sooo, Foster might turn out being the kind of player that gets injured all the time.
Posted by Axtone on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:28 PM
49ers Never saw that coming
Posted by willcaliblue on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:29 PM
(10:54) (Shotgun) D.Prescott pass short right to D.Bryant for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 40 - 49ers 3​
49ers Boy, what a blowout
Posted by Axtone on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:30 PM
49ers This feels like a post-game thread but we got like 12 minutes to go
Posted by El Shorts on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:32 PM
(6:19) (Shotgun) C.Beathard left tackle for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 40 - 49ers 10​
49ers You have to love that the game is so bad that the announcers haven’t been talking about the actual game for nearly any of the 4th quarter. In fact, they just joked about reading the credits with more than 6 minutes left in the game.
Posted by themaskedpooler on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:46 PM
49ers Now their backups are going to kick what's left of our ***.
Posted by NYners on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:51 PM
49ers Garbage time TD for C.J., but I’m glad he got one. Lay back time. Cowboys should bring in the 3rd string and have mercy on the guy.
Posted by james mcbrayer on Oct 22, 2017 | 6:51 PM
Bears SportsCenter just showed Newton's postgame outfit. Holy crap, he looked like a Pakistani limo driver/pimp in the late ’70s.
Posted by Nomad30 on Oct 22, 2017 | 8:09 PM​



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