News: BTB: Twitter Reactions To Cowboys Picking Zack Martin

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ESPN was #WrongAsUsual

Here are some of our favorite tweets from the first day of the draft:

Here's a guy you need to follow, pronto.

The dream has become a reality!! I'm a Cowboy baby!

— Zack Martin (@thegob70) May 9, 2014​

"Most Secure" >< "Sexy", but it works just as well.

Can argue Aaron Donald and Zack Martin are the two most secure choices in 1st Round, teams know exactly what they are getting. #HighFloor

— Phil Savage (@SeniorBowlPhil) May 9, 2014​

Here's a quasi-endorsement by Jeff Fisher

Fisher said after the Donald pick at #13 they tried to trade back up with Baltimore for OT Zack Martin.

— Tony Softli (@SoftliSTL) May 9, 2014​

Hurt feelings and trampled sensibilities.

What's the point of even having the Cowboys or the Jets if they're not going to do stupid things? Do we give 3 picks to the Raiders then?

— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) May 9, 2014​

This is so uncomfortably close to the truth, Cowboys fans may not laugh quite as hard as other NFL fans.

Cowboys built a duplicate draft room with actors and fake boards where Jerry is screaming "JOHNNY FOOTBALL" into a dead phone right now.

— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) May 9, 2014​

Everybody knows this feeling:

[Jerry Jones gazes longingly at the Baconator] [sighs] "I'll have the salad, I s'pose."

— Matt Ufford (@mattufford) May 9, 2014​

The GWOD. Get used to the acronym.


Hint: It doesn't mean German Warriors of Death, Global War on Drugs, or Greater Word of Deliverance ministries.

Smith + Frederick + Martin, Dallas building best young oline in the game.

— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) May 9, 2014​

Totally off topic but some sound advice regardless

To all the dudes watching #NFLDraft don't shop at Kay Jewelers that stuff is not what women want.

— Allison Rockey (@AllisonRockey) May 9, 2014​

Not a reach to expect a quarterback to like an offensive lineman.

For whatever it's worth, favorite pick of the 1st round is Zack Martin - ND. #Cowboys will move him to guard & he will dominate #ProBowl

— Trent Dilfer (@TDESPN) May 9, 2014​

What do you say when all you've said before turned out to be crap?

Jerry Jones just took zach martin over JOHNNY MANZIEL. Which means Jerry is more concerned about winning next year, which isn't all bad.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) May 9, 2014​

Jerry Jones causes a crisis of faith

Jerruh, I don't even know who you are anymore.

— Dan Levy (@DanLevyThinks) May 9, 2014​

And a blinding flash of the obvious:

The Cowboys select Zack Martin. That's not Johnny Football.

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) May 9, 2014​

ESPN is #WrongAsUsual.

Jerry Jones can't contain himself. He just turned in his card for Manziel and its still five picks away.

— Colin Cowherd (@ESPN_Colin) May 9, 2014​

How to get clicks: 1. Make up a story. 2. Ridicule the story.

REPORT: As Johnny Manziel continues to slide, Cowboys representatives trying to lure Jerry Jones out of war room with a squeak toy.

— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) May 9, 2014​

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