Buccaneers Hate Thread

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Hostile;1180655 said:
They are pirates, they'd understand.

What do you do with a scurvy pirate?
What do you do with a scurvy pirate?
Oh, What do you do with a scurvy pirate?

Make him walk the plank!
 

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Hostile;1180685 said:
So you're saying the Bucs cause your alcoholism? :wink2:

I say no one can touch this as a reason for hate.


:laugh2: ... I am an unusual case study for the disease.

The destructive power of bad football is a sad yet underrated destroyer of thousands of American homes today. :)
 

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Screw The Hall;1180743 said:
:laugh2: ... I am an unusual case study for the disease.

The destructive power of bad football is a sad yet underrated destroyer of thousands of American homes today. :)
Damn, that's just beautiful man. I got the Cardinals. I feel your pain.
 

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i hate ronde barber.i hope TO gets 3 tds on his ***.
 

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Ahem Now, the pirates the brave captain was looking for, were the fierce midget pirates of Willygoat, The deadliest pirates in the seven seas. And although they were wee men, they had big swords and were known for gutting many, and leaving few alive. The captain knew they were heading towards the Sandwich Islands to pillage the Giant Ham Farm.

It was horrible, they were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks, in a feeding frenzy of blood! Slashing at us with their swords.....gutting our bellies.....poking our bums.......clipping our knees.....

We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found.

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?!?!?!?!?!
 

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superpunk;1180775 said:
Ahem Now, the pirates the brave captain was looking for, were the fierce midget pirates of Willygoat, The deadliest pirates in the seven seas. And although they were wee men, they had big swords and were known for gutting many, and leaving few alive. The captain knew they were heading towards the Sandwich Islands to pillage the Giant Ham Farm.

It was horrible, they were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks, in a feeding frenzy of blood! Slashing at us with their swords.....gutting our bellies.....poking our bums.......clipping our knees.....

We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found.

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?!?!?!?!?!

:laugh2: Did you just randomly come up with this?
 

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Screw The Hall;1180786 said:
Eew ... and I have the nerve to complain about bad football.
It's okay Screw. I'd commiserate with fans stuck in Detroit and Oakland too. Somehow it makes my suffering easier to know it isn't just me stuck in regional bad football hell.
 

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austintodallas;1180436 said:
They stole Torrin Tucker from us and I can't stand those pewter pants!

I hate them!!!
We should love them for that. I hope he starts against Ware.
 

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This week's hate list:

1) Running Backs nicknamed after automobiles
2) Wide Receivers that costed the Cowboys multiple draft picks
3) Midgets



Go Cowboys!
 

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Hostile;1180764 said:
Damn, that's just beautiful man. I got the Cardinals. I feel your pain.

Oh my, I can top that. All I got regional is the freakin NFLE. Can you spell Hamburg Sea Devils? :bang2:

Back to the thread: Why do we even have to play against the Bucs? They are awful right now.
 

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Trading Steve Young to the Niners for a bag of beans, damn them for putting Young on a good team! The Steve Bono led Niners would never have won the 1994 NFC Championship game so I hate Tampon Bay.
 

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For stealing Alvin Harper and then making him suck in their scheme!
 

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For stealing Cowboy safety depth in 1994 and 1995 with the signings of Thomas Everett and Kenneth Gant.
 

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For lowballing Doug Williams and ultimately releasing him into the hands of the Commanders.
 

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Capt.Gut;1181056 said:
Oh my, I can top that. All I got regional is the freakin NFLE. Can you spell Hamburg Sea Devils? :bang2:

Back to the thread: Why do we even have to play against the Bucs? They are awful right now.
Oh, no fair throwing NFLE out there.
 
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