Tyler
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Living in New Jersey, I'm surrounded by Eagles fans, and it really ticks me off. My friend at school thinks the Eagles are better than the Cowboys in every way. Heres some things he says, and my answers to them:
Friend:You know the Eagles are better.
Me: Um, 5, countem, 5 superbowls.
Friend: Yah that's all they have to brag about. When's the last time they went to the superbowl? Um, 9 years ago?
Me: Whens the last time the Eagles won a superbowl? Oh wait, that's right, they never did!
Friend: So? We were in the most recent superbowl.
Me: Oh yeah, the one that you lost?
Friend: So? The Patriots were a better team. We were even able to play with our injured Terrell Owens... who had 8 catches!
Me:Yes, but um, can you tell me something? Who injured T.O? Cowboys!
Friend: So? He still played, and you said the Eagles would stink without him.
Me: Dude, the whole NFC besides the Falcons and Eagles were good. Had you been playing in the AFC, you would've lost. You just can't handle the truth that we're better.
Friend: Bah. Not only are WE better. We also have better fans. At least we don't sell Eagles tickets. On the news it said that Cowboys fans at bars were selling tickets.
Me: You don't even know why they had to sell those tickets. For all you know, something important could've come up.
Friend: Nah they're just a bunch of dumb Texans who don't care about their team. When they wake up they go Yee-haw!
Me:Oh yeah, when people from Philadelphia wake up, they go, oh no wheres the box I was sleeping under?
And the conversation continues on and on. But heres what happened today. I was wearing my Troy Aikman jersey, and when there was this big rally for my school, I went up to the bleachers when the whole top row started chanting ," Cowboys Suck!"
I hate living in New Jersey.Not enough Cowboys fans.
Friend:You know the Eagles are better.
Me: Um, 5, countem, 5 superbowls.
Friend: Yah that's all they have to brag about. When's the last time they went to the superbowl? Um, 9 years ago?
Me: Whens the last time the Eagles won a superbowl? Oh wait, that's right, they never did!
Friend: So? We were in the most recent superbowl.
Me: Oh yeah, the one that you lost?
Friend: So? The Patriots were a better team. We were even able to play with our injured Terrell Owens... who had 8 catches!
Me:Yes, but um, can you tell me something? Who injured T.O? Cowboys!
Friend: So? He still played, and you said the Eagles would stink without him.
Me: Dude, the whole NFC besides the Falcons and Eagles were good. Had you been playing in the AFC, you would've lost. You just can't handle the truth that we're better.
Friend: Bah. Not only are WE better. We also have better fans. At least we don't sell Eagles tickets. On the news it said that Cowboys fans at bars were selling tickets.
Me: You don't even know why they had to sell those tickets. For all you know, something important could've come up.
Friend: Nah they're just a bunch of dumb Texans who don't care about their team. When they wake up they go Yee-haw!
Me:Oh yeah, when people from Philadelphia wake up, they go, oh no wheres the box I was sleeping under?
And the conversation continues on and on. But heres what happened today. I was wearing my Troy Aikman jersey, and when there was this big rally for my school, I went up to the bleachers when the whole top row started chanting ," Cowboys Suck!"
I hate living in New Jersey.Not enough Cowboys fans.