Bumper Stickers

[ethiostar]

I saw a bumper sticker i really liked today that read, "God is too big to fit into one religion".

But my all-time favorite and one i used to have on my car many years ago was, "Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

What's your favorite?

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

For sale............Iraqi army rifle.....never fired,dropped once.
You could also substitute french and canadian i suppose.

 

[Hostile]

I saw this one on a car with Kansas plates. To this day it remains my favorite.

"Auntie Em, hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Love Dorothy"



To the south of Tucson is a community that is mostly retired. It's called Green Valley. One time while I was driving down there I saw this one.

"Helen Keller is alive and well, and driving in Green Valley, Arizona."

 

[cowboyeric8]

"CATS: Nature's little speed bumps."

"CATS: Moving target practice."

 

[bbgun]

 

[arglebargle]

For sale............Iraqi army rifle.....never fired,dropped once.
You could also substitute french and canadian i suppose.

You should probably re-read your history about D-Day, the Dieppe Raid, the Falaise Pocket, etc.

Standing up to those that bash Canuckistan over non-issues!

 

[Dallas]

"Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people."

"Do Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?"

 

[arglebargle]

"I'm not lost, I'm exploring!"

"If guns are outlawed, only police will have guns"

 

[rkell87]

on a jeep,

if i wanted a HUMMER.... i'd ask your sister!

 

[67CowboysFan]

Shootin Deer And Drinkin Beer
That's How I Ride

 

[ethiostar]

Here are a few that cracked me up

http://littleimg.com/files/25469_ftpgm/funny-bumper-stickers-10.jpg


http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/dmyporsche.gif



http://thecontaminated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/funny-bumper-stickers-6.jpg

 

[Signals]

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers says: "Yes! this is my truck and no I'm not helping you move."

 

[Chief]

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers says: "Yes! this is my truck and no I'm not helping you move."

:laugh2:

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

You should probably re-read your history about D-Day, the Dieppe Raid, the Falaise Pocket, etc.

Standing up to those that bash Canuckistan over non-issues!

Its a joke...nothing more....lighten up francis.

 

[VietCowboy]

 

[CliffnDallas]

I saw a bumper sticker i really liked today that read, "God is too big to fit into one religion".

But my all-time favorite and one i used to have on my car many years ago was, "Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

What's your favorite?

"DIAL 911. MAKE A COP COME"

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Honk If You've Never Seen a Gun Fired From a Moving Vehicle.

 

[JustDezIt]

Dont like my driving? Call 1 800 **** Off

 

[DallasCowpoke]

On the back window of a 70's-era Chevy "Good Times Van", directly across from a Grateful Dead sticker.
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/62237973v24_480x480_Front.jpg

 

[Rynie]

This is my favorite.