Burglar Hilarity

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[dal0789]

HAHAHA that had me laughing so hard when he fell threw the roof lmao

 

[Khartun]

lmao, I was crying I was laughing so hard.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

LMAO!!!

You know that kid had to be hurting the next day.

I think this may be the video from a story I read some time ago that a thief was so bad off and not being able to get out of the store that he actually called the police to come get him.

Funny at the end when he just sits down and smokes a cigarette waiting for the police, even though you don't see his face you know he is probably just broken.:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

That was great.

There's a sandwich place here in town that puts funny news clippings on a bulletin board for the customers to read while they wait to place an order.

They have one that always kills me when I read it.

A guy hid out in a hardware store right before closing on a Saturday and was locked in. He immediately grabbed some industrial strength glue and started huffing it.

After a while he passed out holding the gallon of glue to his chest. When he slumped to the ground the glue seeped out and glued his hair to the floor.

That's where they found him when they opened the following Monday morning.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

That was great.

There's a sandwich place here in town that puts funny news clippings one a bulletin board for the customers to read while they wait to place an order.

They have one that always kills me when I read it.

A guy hid out in a hardware store right before closing on a Saturday and was locked in. He immediately grabbed some industrial strength glue and started huffing it.

After a while he passed out holding the gallon of glue to his chest. When he slumped to the ground the glue seeped out and glued his hair to the floor.

That's where they found him when they opened the following Monday morning.

:laugh2:

He has to hide in a store in order to sniff glue?

Man alive some people just don't deserve to be sharing oxygen with the others in this world.

 

[Hostile]

:laugh2:

He has to hide in a store in order to sniff glue?

Man alive some people just don't deserve to be sharing oxygen with the others in this world.

They got another one that talks about a guy who owns a mobile home hearing someone outside his RV saying, "I think I'm going to die."

He goes outside and finds a 15 year old kid on his hands and knees throwing up. Beside the RV is a gas can and sticking out of the side is a siphon hose.

Problem, the kid opened the RV's sewage container, not the gas tank.

The man did not press charges, he said justice had been served.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

They got another one that talks about a guy who owns a mobile home hearing someone outside his RV saying, "I think I'm going to die."

He goes outside and finds a 15 year old kid on his hands and knees throwing up. Beside the RV is a gas can and sticking out of the side is a siphon hose.

Problem, the kid opened the RV's sewage container, not the gas tank.

The man did not press charges, he said justice had been served.

:laugh2:

Well you know that kid wound up having some interesting nick names after doing that stupid trick.

 

[the kid 05]

They got another one that talks about a guy who owns a mobile home hearing someone outside his RV saying, "I think I'm going to die."

He goes outside and finds a 15 year old kid on his hands and knees throwing up. Beside the RV is a gas can and sticking out of the side is a siphon hose.

Problem, the kid opened the RV's sewage container, not the gas tank.

The man did not press charges, he said justice had been served.

how did he not smell it? last time i had to incounter poop (my dog) it was horrible, i can only imagine humans, but poop and gasoline smell so different

 

[Hostile]

Stupid Bank Robber

 

[Hostile]

The same burglar in the original, but with a little Benny Hill flavor.