Calling all the feeble and weak!

[Cowboys&Caps]

Please report to Valley Ranch your services are needed as follows:

Any persons under 5'5" & 165 lbs who would claim to be a cowboys fan, your services are needed in teaching Miles Austin how to avoid being tackled by a kicker or punter.

If you are over the weight or height specifications please do not show up, Miles has no problems avoiding linebackers, safetys, and other large and healthy human beings.


Seriously though I love LOVE, His returns and they usually come at a great time for us; that said mang they are kickers! hurdle them or something thats like a ferrari hitting a speed bump and going backwards.

Keep it up Miles and just run over the next little man.

 

[Undisputed]

I think that he, more than anyone, realizes that he must improve at making that last guy miss. I wouldn't be surprised if the guys are ragging on him a bit every time they watch the tape and see him get stopped by the kicker.

I think he'll continue to get better. Just in time for the playoffs.

 

[Maxmadden]

He just needs to run straight at the kicker until he freezes, then make a cut. He's giving up his cut too early.

 

[Cowboys&Caps]

I think that he, more than anyone, realizes that he must improve at making that last guy miss. I wouldn't be surprised if the guys are ragging on him a bit every time they watch the tape and see him get stopped by the kicker.

I think he'll continue to get better. Just in time for the playoffs.

No doubt you can see him laugh about it in a way that you know he is tired of catching grief for it.

and no doubt he will have a td before this season is over.

Long run I love our Returners of Austin and Stanback, both are big and blazingly fast.

 

[theogt]

This is like complaining about Tony not completing 75% of his passes, when he's completing 67%.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Where are Philo and Prophet when you need 'em?

 

[zeromaster]

I'd rather have Austin pushed out of bounds by the kicker after a big return, than have him hurdle, plant his ankle, fall down in pain, and be lost for the rest of the season.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...

 

[adamknite]

Where are Philo and Prophet when you need 'em?

Man I miss those guys......

 

[Duane]

Where are Philo and Prophet when you need 'em?

Banned? :laugh2:

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Heheh Imagine if MB3 did a return. He'd turn towards the punter and run straight towards him, and knocks him out, before making the TD.

 

[Cowboys&Caps]

This is like complaining about Tony not completing 75% of his passes, when he's completing 67%.

I thought it was a joke?

Im not really complaining here just pointing it out and having fun with it.....chill out mang im no pessimist.

 

[Cowboys&Caps]

I'd rather have Austin pushed out of bounds by the kicker after a big return, than have him hurdle, plant his ankle, fall down in pain, and be lost for the rest of the season.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...

??? is this the stuff you think about ???