Can you spare a square?

[Faerluna]

Maybe the bidet will be making a splash into the mainstream! :

 

[trickblue]

Maybe the bidet will be making a splash into the mainstream! :

But that wastes water and electricity...

 

[Danny White]

Conserving where and when you can is a good thing.

I absolutely, 100% agree with you on that.

 

[Faerluna]

But that wastes water and electricity...

Details, schmetails...:laugh2:

 

[Danny White]

I am heading to spatula city.

See, BP has the right idea! Don't use TP at all... use a spatula!

 

[CF74]

The title reminded me of a Seinfeld episode and man she must have sum nasty skid marks on her chones

 

[joseephuss]

Something to consider. Sheryl is one skinny lady. She probably only has the need to use one sqare once or twice a week at most. Unlike most normal people.

 

[jackrussell]

I am heading to spatula city.

You do know why shaking with the right hand became the custom, and why the left was referred to as 'the dirty hand' don't you?

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

Sheryl Crow, like all women, doesn't go #2 anyway. So why would she need more than 1 piece of TP for her bunghole?

 

[zrinkill]

I am sure she uses as little TP as possible in the Jet she is flying all over the world in .....

 

[ArmyCowboy]

She's a vegetarian, so all she ever eats are nuts and berries and crap like that, so she only has those dry, pebble like craps that can be wiped away with one square.

Obviously, burritos and chile were not figured into the equation.

 

[Signals]

I'm not going to use just one square. I'm going to use a minimum of 50, maybe 51, depending on my mood. Future generations are just going have to suffer because of me.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

I'm not going to use just one square. I'm going to use a minimum of 50, maybe 51, depending on my mood. Future generations are just going have to suffer because of me.

You're a very bad man! Shame on you!

 

[Mavs Man]

What's up with the recent trend of attributing stupid comments to "a botched joke"?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

You do know why shaking with the right hand became the custom, and why the left was referred to as 'the dirty hand' don't you?

That's why I am getting a spatula. :

 

[jackrussell]

That's why I am getting a spatula. :

Well...no thanks for the pancakes then.: