JIMMYBUFFETT
Skinwalker
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I know all you fine young men and women will be out in force tomorrow night tying to fill your plastic pumpkins. Nobody wants to see some middle aged homeowner doing tricks so that only leaves the treats. When you roll in near midnight tomorrow foot sore, beaten down, and nerve shot from dodging Barbie and Oppenheimer, and after you sort out all the razor blades and clothes pins, what are you hoping to dump on the kitchen table? This isn't the time for plain Snickers or Sweettarts, no this is the time for the elusive Halloween candy that only rolls around once a year. I'm personally pulling for pumpkin shaped peanut butter cups, a couple bags of candy corn, and some body part gummies. Popcorn balls, marshmallow ghosts, and anything pumpkin spiced will be immediately rejected. Any fruit acquired will be left in the offending home owners mail box to putrefy over the coming days. What will you be stealing from your children tomorrow?