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CANNIBALS
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,
and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our engineers has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him ?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the engineer ?"
A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything,
but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,
and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our engineers has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him ?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the engineer ?"
A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything,
but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
