Caption: Garrett and Phillips

[viman96]

 

[Coakleys Dad]

"heres where the door is.... can you go there please? Thank you."

 

[theogt]

"Yes, by my calculations, I'll likely never have as high a winning percentage as you as a Cowboys head coach."

 

[Dcowboy84]

Wade: "whatcha doin Jason?"

Garrett: "working on our process that I'm gonna use when I take over"

Wade: "oh...well I'm not sure what that means...but hey have i told u about how many balls Pac caught in practice? He was like 'I've got one...and there's two.........'"

Garrett: "SMH"

 

[Reality]

Garrett: "And this is how much you'll pay after your trade-in."


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#reality

 

[SDCowboy]

Wade: I have to tell you, I ate your lunch again. I feel so ashamed...
Garrett: That why I pack two, Wade.

 

[popp1234]

Garrett: "....and this is how much you'll save by switching to Geico".

 

[Cowboy4ever]

JG: For the last time, this is not the menu for Shipley's Donuts
Wade: Dang!

 

[Rynie]

Wade: I have to tell you, I ate your lunch again. I feel so ashamed...
Garrett: That why I pack two, Wade.

Nice.

 

[jgboys1]

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Wade: Don't look now, but Bruce Read is trying to coach special teams.

JG: If we ignore him, maybe he will go away.

 

[jrumann59]

Wade: Which of these Defensive Plays do you think work?

JG: I circled the only I can see working.

Wade: Really that play is the one I designed for my Pop Warner team.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Phillips: are you playing x's and O's? can I play?
Garrett: sheesh....

 

[WV Cowboy]

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Wade, thinking to himself: Look at that fool, what's he doing, .. writing, thinking, planning, figuring schemes, .. he acts like he thinks he's going to be a head coach like me someday.