Caption This: Bill Parcells

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After the Dallas Cowboys drafted Troy Aikman and camp was underway, some writers asked Jerry Jones how Aikman was coming along. "All I can say right now is that he looks good in the shower," Jones said...

Exactley! I remember that day like it was yesterday...and, right then and there, I knew, I just knew...JJ is not going to be able to pull off this gig all by himself!

But, he turned out to be a pretty darn good owner! A little "hillbilly" mixed in with some "genious"...

 

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Parcells : Went out for dinner, had a 20 ounce porter house. 'Bout half an hour later.......Man, did I have some stomach issues. I got off the pot and gooooood lord! I coulda named that one Flipper!! I'm tellin' ya fellas.
Oh yeah....... I got them "low-flow" toilets too! I'm talkin' do NOT go in there!!!