Caption This! (Change brings a new "face" to the Dallas Cowboys)

[AMERICAS_FAN]

As promised, Jerry Jones delivers ultimate change to the Dallas Cowboys by giving it a new face. In a statement, Jones said "I promised change and I aimed to deliver. I wanted to make the cheerleaders the ultimate face of this team, but not at the expense of replacing myself as that face. Thnaks to my great team of plastic surgeons, now we are one in the same as that face." In a related statement Jones also said "I regret that Dan Reeves was uncomfortable with this new look, and so he will not be joining our staff. But I have full confidence in Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett. Both have proven their inability to tell the difference between "X"s and "O"s on the football filed, that they make the perfect coaches to not be able to tell the differnece between the "X" and "Y" chromosomes in my new DNA".

:laugh1:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

my eyes!

 

[RoadRunner]

I am surprised Jones has not taken over Kelly Finglass' job by now.

 

[xWraithx]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v725/Wraith584/quityou.jpg

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v725/Wraith584/quityou.jpg

the funniest photoshop of all time

only because it is so crappy:laugh2:

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v725/Wraith584/quityou.jpg

 

[zrinkill]

Is this the horrible photoshop thread?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

the funniest photoshop of all time

only because it is so crappy:laugh2:

I am still giggling like a school-girl

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

my eyes!

Do they look like this now?

 

[WarC]

That first pic is frightening, evil, and cruel. Like some kind of she-demon. No one should be subjected to seeing that. No one.

 

[RainMan]

Is this the horrible photoshop thread?

The horrible photoshop AND caption thread.

 

[Bleu Star]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v725/Wraith584/quityou.jpg

Wow. A round of ears for everyone on me.

 

[CalCBFan]

Americas_Fan, you are one funny dude! That is awsome!...

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

Americas_Fan, you are one funny dude! That is awsome!...

Yeah yeah, I know....I'm so funny that I'm laughing so hard because deep down I'm crying my eyes out, embaressed at what this once-great organization has now become. And I use to be one of Jerry Jones' greatest apologists, but man, it's so clear to me know that he is at the root of all Cowboys' problems.

 

[Signals]

The three eared demon.
:laugh2:

 

[justbob]

well speechless these are tears of pain

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

You suck at photoshop.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Wow. A round of ears for everyone on me.

LOL! That's the best response to this whole thing.

 

[PullMyFinger]

OMG

You guys got me crying here