Caption This (Doug Free and Jerry Jones)

[AMERICAS_FAN]

Have at if Fellas!

P.S. LOL at Jerry's old-man shoes and socks.

 

[Rack]

Wow Free doesn't have the "look" of a football player at all. He looks like a fat nerd who lives in him momma's basement.

 

[slomoxn]

Have at if Fellas!

P.S. LOL at Jerry's old-man shoes and socks.

Doug, I'm keeping you around cause everybody hates you and everybody hates me, we need to stick together to ride this out.

 

[juck]

Wow Free doesn't have the "look" of a football player at all. He looks like a fat nerd who lives in him momma's basement.

That's what he will be in a few years lol

 

[RastaRocket]

Jerry: "Now Dougie, I didn't pay you to put all your weight in the moobs" *hand gesture*

Doug: "You wanna check out my sweet new golf clubs?"


side not: Free's legs look to be about the size of mine from this angle, and I weigh 175. :laugh2:

 

[CF74]

Now Douggie u know I paid u all that money to play the left side, work with me here. I need some of that coon skin money back for the other fellas..

 

[Doomsay]

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Douglas, you're as effective a saloon door.

 

[lkelly]

Doug, you remove that stack of photos of me from your right pocket, and I'll pay you your full salary this season.*



*25 "um, er, smacks" removed for brevity and clarity

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

Wow Free doesn't have the "look" of a football player at all. He looks like a fat nerd who lives in him momma's basement.

It's sort of true . Everytime I see Free at training camp I think to myself does this guy lift weights ? His arms have zero muscle on them .

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I larned this at Arkansas, Doug: just fall on the ground and the defender will half to jump over you and when he does, just grab his foot.

 

[Thatkidbob]

The guy is built like a bowling pin.

 

[Longboysfan]

Have at if Fellas!

P.S. LOL at Jerry's old-man shoes and socks.

Hey - that's what my socks look like.

But look at the size of Doug Free's hands.

 

[Dhragon]

He really doesn't look very built to be an O-lineman.

 

[Hoofbite]

Wow Free doesn't have the "look" of a football player at all. He looks like a fat nerd who lives in him momma's basement.

Yeah he looks uncoordinated as all hell just standing there.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Jerry: "Theres three things I know about alright? 1. I know about Vietnam, that's number one alright? 2. I know about my blue plastic tea mug my Momma sent me when I was in the Nam alright? 3. I know about Offensive Tackle in the game of Football alright?"

Free: "I thought Duck Dynisty was over til next season?"

 

[RamziD]

It's funny that a lot of people's first thoughts were the same that came to me immediately: that does not look like a well-conditioned football player. His arms and legs have no muscular definition to them. I can see why his biggest knock is the lack of strength.

 

[jblaze2004]

this explains why free has been getting pushed around. Were is the muscle lol him and mr. jones legs are almost the same size lol. This has got to be an optical illusion.

 

[TheCowboy]

this explains why free has been getting pushed around. Were is the muscle lol him and mr. jones legs are almost the same size lol. This has got to be an optical illusion.

I was just going to say that. My dog has bigger calves

 

[Rack]

this explains why free has been getting pushed around. Were is the muscle lol him and mr. jones legs are almost the same size lol. This has got to be an optical illusion.

Someone needs to introduce Mr. Jones to ankle high socks.

 

[Boom]

Jerry: "Here's the church and here's the steeple. Open the door and see your paycut."