Caption This: Jason, Jerry, and Stephen

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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium
 

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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium

Jason: So we lost cap space because we took advantage of an uncapped year?

Jerry: Well umm err you see Jason they are trying to say it was treated as a capped year even though it wasn't.

Stephen: I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!!!!
 

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Jerry: Get this...I'm thinking we make our pants even more green this season!

Jason: *thinking* Sweet *****, Jamie Dukes is fat.

Stephen: OMG, I just crapped myself...maybe nobody will notice...
 

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Jerry: (whispering) Jason make sure you have everything I told you to say down perfectly it will make it appear you have some authority.

Jason: Hmm you're sure Jerry?


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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium

And then I toltd Jimma that while Aikman takes a breather, the backup could act like he was gonna thow da ball and a running back comes from behind and takes the ball and runs with it!
 

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Stephen looks like he just farted. Garrett looks like he's trying to stay awake while listening to the senile old man.
 

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Jason: "Don't look now... but that Spaulding kid is right behind you. $5 says he picks his nose."

Jerry: $10 says he eats it!"
 

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Use Your Illusion;4484424 said:
Stephen looks like he just farted. Garrett looks like he's trying to stay awake while listening to the senile old man.
You lack imagination.
 

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Stephen: I wish I was as good as AdamJT
 

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Jerry: Count my fingers, Jason! That's how many Superbowls we will have after it's all over.

Stephen: (thinking) Man, I never knew my wife could do those things that she did to me last night...!
 

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Jason: "What the ****!!! Damn, shut the **** up about Mara already, you got played *****"

Jerry: "That punk *****, ill show him! I swear if i see him, i'll knock his fake teeth down his throat, i swear. I'll call Danny right now, and we will ride up on him, but I have a commercial at 6"

Jason: (more thinking) "Shut the **** up, you know you wouldn't do ****"..*then out loud* "yeah Jerry, i know man! I know this guy who works at his airport, we can tamper with his plane...or grab a few ski masks and jump on him at night, we will just hide in the back of the plane, he can get us in"

Stephen: (thinking) "these 2 ****ing morons....oh wait ****, who's that new cheerleader bending over like that??"
 

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Jerry: ...so reading that thread, that's when I figured it out. You have the final say on the pick, unless there's a conflict, in which case you and Tom will settle it with a good dust up.
 

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Jerry: Ok, now Jason, everybody knows we need DeCastro, but I'm set on messin' it up. So we're going to try a little experiment. When we get on the clock, what I want you to do is call a timeout. We'll see if you can't just "ice" my pick...
 

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Jason : Well.......I......Ahem.......


Jerry: Now, now. Hear me out. When I say "I", I mean "we". Us. Ya know, the staff.

Stephen: Hi there.........How you doin'?
 

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Meanwhile, in the war room...

Jerry asks Jason to pick a finger, any finger, and pull it, while Stephen works on his Bush Jr. impression.
 

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Is that the kid we see on national tv in background of this photo? Does this kid go to school?
 
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