Caption This: Jerry Jones and Dave Campo

[RealCowboyfan]

Media:: Dave do you have any idea why your team is on it's second 5-11 season?
Dave Campo:: I have no idea, we just looking towards restoring a winning tradition back in Dallas next season.
Jerry Jones thinking to himself:: I got to find a way to tell Campo he's fired...

 

[the kid 05]

Campo:im the real reason jerry gets all the face lifts

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Media:: "can you explain why you've gone 5-11, 3 consecutive years?"
Dave Campo:: "eh"
Jerry:: *that's the answer he gives me everytime, maybe I need to start looking for another coach*

this was a hard caption

 

[TRUTH87]

media: '' wuts wrong in dallas , 3 losing seasons? ''
dave: eh...its been a tuff road, are hopes are to have a winning team''
jerry [ in his mind ] : ..no $** u bastid!

 

[TheEnigma]

Reporter: "What changes are you planning on making this Training Camp in order to field a winning team this year?"

Campo: "Well, this week I plan on taking the team out to a ranch, the following week we will go to sea world. I want to build chemistry within the team."

Jerry thinking to himself: "As a financial genious I have been able to make an exuberant amount in local revenues, and this is how it gets spent?"

 

[jrumann59]

Media:: Dave do you know this is "real" football?
Dave Campo:: I have no idea.
Jerry Jones thinking to himself:: What the F*** was I thinking when I fired Jimmy Johnson, I wish I had a gun so I could put Dave out of his misery, Hell put myself out of my misery!

 

[5Stars]

Campo: What do you mean, have I ever embarrased Jerry? Have you ever seen him look embarrased when I'm around?

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

hahhhahahaha

 

[dcfanatic]

 

[CliffnDallas]

No. These coach's shirts are White not Vanilla colored. Cheepskate here wont spring for good lighting.

 

[dallasfaniac]

Media: How many games do you plan on winning?
Campo: 15
Media: 15 games in one season, wow that is some prediction.
Campo: Ummmm

 

[noshame]

Why you asking me these questions? You all know who's really coaching this team!

 

[Scotman]

Campo says: "I can see us improving and making a run for the playoffs this year.

JJ thinks: "500 coaches who can do this and I hired Mr. Magoo."

 

[Yeagermeister]

Campo: YES I really am the new head coach of the Cowboys.

Jerry:*thinking to himself* I'm screwed.

 

[ravidubey]

Campo: "To keep our team consistent, I've instituted a time card system..."

Jerry: (Thinking) "Three shots of Jack and it still doesn't cut the pain."

 

[superpunk]

Jerry: I wish we could stop having all these damn "caption this" threads...

Campo: I like them. At least they're not all preachy and up their own *** with messages all the time.

 

[cobra]

Is there another Forum that Real Cowboy Fan could be posting these to?

These are really lame, in my opinion, and he posts too many of them... even when they aren't funny pictures.

 

[AsthmaField]

Campo: "I just wanted to prove that someone short could coach an NFL team."

Jerry thinking: "All you've proven is that my '500 coaches' theory was complete BS... Thanks you midget!"

 

[JBond]

I must have hired the coach ranked 501st. If this was NY he would be dead and buried in the marshes in NJ.

 

[Chief]

When I think of Campo coaching the Cowboys, it always reminds me of when George Costanza got the job with the Yankees on Seinfeld.

Jerry Seinfeld is shocked and says, "Ruth, Gehrig, Dimaggio, Mantle ...... and Costanza?"


Landry, Johnson ...... Campo?