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[StarGazer1]

No Gollum, you won't get another ring.

 

[Coogiguy03]

"We're hiring Kellen as the head coach but I'd really love for you to stay around as his top assistant HC."

Lol lol lol lol

 

[Runwildboys]

"Look, just order extra fries, and stay away from mine tonight, okay?"

 

[StarOfGlory]

Jerry: "I'm sending a few girls over tonight."
MM: "Don't bother. I'll be too busy planning our destruction of the Eagles next week."
Jerry: "5'7", 125, blonde, 38-24-36."
MM: "I'll find time."

 

[Cmac]

"I'll talk good about you on the radio show."

 

[Montanalo]

I'm going to Walt Disney World after the game.

 

[acr731]

Jones: Why couldn't you have done this earlier in the season?
McCarthy: Why did you give Dak that stupid contract?

I corrected it for you....

 

[dcstar]

I just told one of my minions to take the "for sale" sign off your lawn

Go Cowboys!

 

[Whirlwin]

Go ahead and put the addition on the house

 

[ChronicCowboy]

“Mike, Miller Light has half the calories and the same great flavor.”

 

[CoachD]

See I told you we were all in.

 

[DUO_CORE]

Jerry- "Meet me on the yacht in an hour and we'll discuss your future over hookers and booze.....oops, almost forgot, there'll be a buffet too"

 

[DallasEast]

“Mike, Miller Light has half the calories and the same great flavor.”

 

[Whyjerry]

“Jerry, stand next to me. It makes me look like Brad Pitt.”

 

[Whyjerry]

No Gollum, you won't get another ring.

He does look like Gollum. Truly.

 

[DuncanIso]

Didn’t Big Mike put his Dallas home on the market?

 

[TwentyOne]

Friends with addiction

 

[Creeper]

Jerry: "If you let me call the plays, I will give you a new contract."

 

[GMO415]

"The only reason you need to sell your house in TX is to buy a bigger one here."

 

[Centex]

“I know we tried and tried but we can always adopt”