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[dueyhemlock]

I've been telling you for years, there is a door over there and you need to let it hit you on the backside on your way out.

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Millen could leave Detroit with $50 million

This man/GM wannabe got crazy money


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Lions have no plans to trade Roy Williams

Keeping their cards close to their vest so to get max value on a possible trade. I think they are definitely trolling to water for the biggest fish out there.

SeaHags - WR position is broken down
The Boys - Jerry needs to hedge his bet for Bowl run
Smeagles - would be stupid not to run interference on the Boy's plus a need for WR upgrade
Giain'ts - Plax soap opera may cause interest

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

"You see that guy over there, my son? I ain't gonna fire ya... HE IS!!"

or

"You see that guy over there?
"Yeah"
"He is a hitman, thats right I put a hit out on ya? and I dont care if you know... in fact I want you to know its coming"

lmao

 

[Yeagermeister]

Mr. Ford: Matt.....your fired....there's the door

Matt: Mongo no know what fired means

 

[ElGatoGrande]

"Matt, I don't care how impressed you are with the Punt, Pass and Kick winner, he's only 12yrs old, you can't sign him."

 

[Romo2Dez4six]

FORD:do you know who that guy is over there?
MM: no, who is it?
FORD: it is your boy Mike Williams.
MM: why is he here?
FORD: because he is not the only one jobless.... C-YA

 

[Grevus]

I've been telling you for years, there is a door over there and you need to let it hit you on the backside on your way out.

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Hey, Pull my finger

 

[big dog cowboy]

Those guys over there are the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team. You said we would be like them some day. Why was I such a fool to believe you?

 

[CrazyCowboy]

No, pull my finger instead.

 

[HardHittin'Witten]

There is The Turk... give him your playbook.

 

[Velvet Jones]

"There is the bologna sandwhich Jones offered me to fire you."

 

[Longboysfan]

You see that team on the other sideline Matt. That's a professional football team.

 

[DallasEast]

Ford: "Matt? You see that guy over there?"

Millen: "Rowdy?"

Ford: "No, no, not on his left. The guy on his right."

Millen: "You mean Andrea Kremer??"

Ford: "No Matt no! The guy on his right!"

Millen: "Oh. I don't know him."

Ford: "He's your replacement. I'm firing you."

Millen: "Fire me? For that guy?? He's got to be the dumbest nitwit I've ever seen! Look at him. He has a sloping forehead, no neck and his eyes are blank. Why the heck would you hire that guy???"

Ford: "What are you..? Matt! That's your reflection. The guy on his right standing beside that mirror!!!"

Millen: "Oh..."

 

[LeonDixson]

Mr. Ford: Matt.....your fired....there's the door

Matt: Mongo no know what fired means

Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!

 

[Velvet Jones]

Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!

You mean the credits weren't a hint to you??

 

[LeonDixson]

You mean the credits weren't a hint to you??

I didn't watch the credits.

 

[Reality]

Ford says, "See that guy over there? He's Jerry Jones .. that's what a real GM looks like."

Millen says, "Isn't he also the owner?"

Ford says, "What? Well .. yeah .. wait .. we're not talking about me, we're talking about you."​

-Reality

 

[demirji22]

In an old man voice

"You can let yourself out,
and LET the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya"

 

[fortdick]

Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!

This could have turned ugly.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!

 

[Phrozen Phil]

Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!

How romantic! Nice to know that you can multitask!