Caption this... Sorry I couldn't resist this one and I'll start

[texbumthelife]

"I will be letting Webster conduct all my interviews for me this season."

 

[fortdick]

What do mean I should take a shower before getting dressed?

 

[DallasEast]

My head isn't going to explode, Dr. House. Dr. Foreman said so.​

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I'd like to thank the commissioner and the NFLRA for those two Super Bowl trophies...

 

[Chuck 54]

How do you like this cool Sailor Bob hat someone stuck in my jacket pocket?

 

[zrinkill]

See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda! Hay lapa no ya, Solo! HU HU HU HU

 

[Spectre]

"Rape?
Oh, I suppose the next thing you're going to me is that that's NOT Omar Epps standing behind me."

 

[Spectre]

"Did you rape that woman?"
"YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Ultra Warrior]

"After seeing how well it went for Jessica Simpson, I decided to go on her diet."

 

[Gemini Dolly]

"Did you rape that woman?"
"YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

:laugh1:

 

[ArmyCowboy]

Thank you for bringing me into the shelter and feeding and clothing me.

 

[DallasEast]

Thank you for bringing me into the shelter and feeding and clothing me.

:laugh1:

 

[TwentyOne]

Frodo I didn't do it or my name isn't Samwise Gamgee.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Winner! Can't get any better......

... i thought so. Then i read this one.

"Did you rape that woman?"
"YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Thanks man you made my day!

 

[Kilyin]

If they ever remake Animal House, there's your new Blutarsky.

 

[Temo]

Ben: "I mean, look at me? Do I look like the kind of dirtbag guy who has to rape women?"

Collective media: "Yes..."

Tony Romo: "Finally, some pressure off me."

Michael Vick: "Finally, some pressure off me."

Kobe Bryant: "Finally, some pressure off me."

Roger Goodell: " I don't see this. I don't hear this. Lalalalalala!!..I can't hear you!"

/end thread.

 

[postal]

After this incident I've demoted myself to play guard,I'm almost in shape!!

 

[cowboys#1]

yes i am a 2-time super bowl champion.

 

[kapolani]

yeah, he definitely has fat face

I think I peed a little with that one.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Timbo2st]

"Man, this is a tough to say, but she raped me."

 

[EPL0c0]

I did not...have sexual relations with that woman

LOL ...classic!