Caption this: Witt and Zeke

[ShortRound]

 

[DBOY3141]

"Was i really that bad at on MNF, Zeke??".

 

[CouchCoach]

If I'd had that toupee, I would have been awesome.

 

[glimmerman]

Your hair looks so funny that I shaved my head.

 

[ShortRound]

How many Garretts does it take to change a lightbulb Zeke?

 

[Kolemmitt]

Can I borrow some of that hair?

 

[Longboysfan]

The long and short of it.

 

[SDCowboy]

Witten: "Yeah that was my real hair on MNF!"
Zeke: "Riiiight..."

 

[jazzcat22]

How many Garretts does it take to change a lightbulb Zeke?

Zeke's answer...It is a process man, it is a process...

 

[jazzcat22]

Jason...With my head shaved I can get that extra 1/2 yard for the 1st downs now.
Zeke....yeah with my hair, I will get you the first 9 1/2 yards.

 

[brymatt94]

If I'd had that toupee, I would have been awesome.

Your hair looks so funny that I shaved my head.

Can I borrow some of that hair?

The long and short of it.

Witten: "Yeah that was my real hair on MNF!"
Zeke: "Riiiight..."

Jason...With my head shaved I can get that extra 1/2 yard for the 1st downs now.
Zeke....yeah with my hair, I will get you the first 9 1/2 yards.

There seems to be a trend here. Poor Witten.

 

[Fletch]

The long and short of it.

Post of the day. Mods, feel free to close this thread.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

"Makes sure you schedule those private meetings with your QB to keep your stats up. It may hinder the team in the long run, but you and Dak will get that money. Oh yeah, don't tell Cooper, he's the scaepgoat."

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2008/12/11/owens-angry-with-romo-and-witten/

 

[MWH1967]

Zek: You use to get away with doing what without getting in trouble? Man.....

 

[RJ_MacReady]

“Hey, Zeke. Do you know what sucks worse than me in a booth?”

“Nah.”

“Carson Pimple-neck Wentz. What a *****!”

 

[tyke1doe]

I'm back because the wifey kept saying, "Feed me" too.

 

[jjktkk]

So Jason, is it true, when you first came into the league, you played with leather helmets and no facemasks?

 

[glimmerman]

I love lamp...

 

[StarMan2112]

Hey Zeke, been to any parades lately?

 

[Zman5]

Witt: You look fat.

Zeke: At least I have hair.