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[fortdick]

...

Voice from the back: "This guy keeps stealing our Coors Light and we can't stop him!"

Jerruh:" I'm on him."

 

[Chief]

Jerry: "Bob, you really should consider getting a facelift. Look at me, I'm sleek. My face looks like the front of a Corvette. Your face looks like a friggin dump truck."

 

[LeonDixson]

...taken last night in New York. I would have loved to listen to this conversation...

Jerry: Bob, bob, bob. "Black tie" means formal which means a BOW tie.

Kraft: That's the last time I take fashion advice from Bellicheat.

 

[trickblue]

Jones: Bob... who is this "Hunt" guy?
Kraft: Beats me Jerry, just roll with it...

 

[WittenFan]

Kraft: Nice tux Jerry.

Jerry: Thanks! I finally took TO's fashion advise. Everyone keeps telling me it's the best suit they've seen on me in years.

 

[Next_years_Champs]

Jerry: How much did you say those referees cost again?

Kraft:A case of Miller lite and a box of Velveta.

 

[cowgirl99]

Voice from the back: "This guy keeps stealing our Coors Light and we can't stop him!"

Jerruh:" I'm on him."

:laugh2:

I am dying here.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Jerry: Bob, you didn't think anyone could catch your boys this year did ya, .. well guess what?

 

[Bungarian]

When did Jerry start looking like an alien?

 

[Yeagermeister]

When did Jerry start looking like an alien?

After about the 4th face lift

 

[Zman5]

...taken last night in New York. I would have loved to listen to this conversation...

Kraft: "Wassssssss up!"

Jerry: "Dude!!"

 

[Yeagermeister]

...taken last night in New York. I would have loved to listen to this conversation...

Jerry: Dallas has 5 Super Bowl wins

Kraft: ROGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Jerry Jones: All right, Kraft.. you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge in the shape of a star logo]
Jerry Jones: It says America's Team!
Bob Kraft: [terrified, pleading] Jerry, please, I...
Jerry Jones: [referring to Favre, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Bob... 'cause that's how Tom's gonna end up!
[shoves Bob down roughly with his boot]
Jerry Jones: The Cowboys aren't finished, you understand? I see a Pats helmet, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Bob up to run for his life]
Jerry Jones: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Jerry Jones: You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Jerry Jones: HELL'S COMING WITH ME!