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Does this dress make my *** look big?

By the way big fella, I like your claw.
 
Hostile;2829501 said:
My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

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(Guy on left) Hell I can't blame the guy for acting like he doesn't care after a loss when he goes home to that every night.

(Guy on right) Guess she gained all that weight in all the right places.

(Jessica) Heels and this Freddy Kreuger dress was a bad idea.
 
Her *** is huge! I can see why some of u guys here like her so much.
 
Hostile;2829501 said:
My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

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Jessica: Left, right, left right...please don't fall...left, right, left right...breathe in breathe out...left, right, left, right.

Old Soldier: If anybody asks you, that's what we're fighting for.

Swabbie Bobby: Even in my swell uniform I can't get a woman like that to even look at me.
Romo certainly has both hands full. Now I'm positive last year's broken pinky hurt him more than he let on...
 
HowAboutThemCowboys;2830570 said:
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Does this dress make my *** look big?

By the way big fella, I like your claw.
That's just sooo un-called for! :lmao2:
Btw, EVERYTHING's bigger & better in Texas, that's for darned sure!:)
 
CowboyMike;2829540 said:
I don't care what anyone says. To heck with the weight issue. She friggin hot.
:hammer:
She ain't overweight (that's Hollywood talkin'), she's gorgeous like this!
 
dadymat;2830402 said:
she hasnt looked good to me in about 4 years.......but i like em petite
curves > petite
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.....;)
 
In an emergency she might work...


:eek:: (if romo's not around)
 
Joe Realist;2830714 said:
Her *** is huge! I can see why some of u guys here like her so much.

If you mean her behind, then no it's not. Longish yes, but not exactly what i call a ba dunk-a-dunk.
 
5mics;2830913 said:
curves > petite
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.....;)


you say tomato.... i say tomato
you say curves..... i say fat.....

sorry Romo...at least you dont have to worry about me stealing her from ya...:D
 
this thread should be sticky'd at the top of the fan zone for ever
 
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Jerry: "You know what they say about guys with big jumbotrons."
 
umm.... yeah I think it's best served just to post hot Jessica Simpson pics in this thread.






thanks;)
 

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