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"Ha ha ha... I'm crushing your head... ha ha ha... up in section 472... mu hu hah... crush! crush! ah ah ha!"
 
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"Look. Look at how puny their scoreboard is at Arrowhead. It's not even HD. Muhuhaha!"
 
Spectre;3019917 said:
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and like a vision in the night it came to me.....if you build it they will come....and when they get here they will spend money.....
 
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I see...I see...I see...A guy behind me drinking my water!
 
All of those were great folks! The one about crushing their heads really cracked me up! :bow:
 
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What do you mean I'm in the wrong seat? I own the place.

Oh this isn't Cowboys Stadium....my bad
 
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Keep Drinking ,Keep Drinking ----WOW!!!!!! Look how big you look on the screen, I can see you tonsils.
 
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The air up here in Denver is sooo thin! Look. See? I couldn't even grab it...​
 
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I can see the three inch headlines now "Jerry Jones Wins Superbowl Singlehanded!" Don't laugh, it could happen - no, really it could, you just gotta believe.
 
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When Beuhler kicked that ball it left for outer space in that general direction.
 
Spectre;3019917 said:
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I imagine wide receiver Miles Austin streching the field ,Drink the water...
 
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Look Flo... You know I've respected you for a loooooonnnggggg time... but I'll tell you right now, I'll give you the five-fingered death swipe to your heart if you false start one more time today!
 
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I see a world where there is no hunger, a world where there is no war, and yes, a world where I, Jerry Jones, am a "football man."
 

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