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The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead. ~clang~ Bring out your dead. ~clang~
Raiders fan: Here's one
The Dead Collector: That'll be 9 pence.
Al: I'm not dead yet.
The Dead Collector: What?
Raiders fan: Nothing. Here's your 9 pence.
Al: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: He says he's not dead.
Raiders fan: Yes he is.
Al: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Raiders fan: Well, he will be very soon. He's very ill.
Al: I can go vertical.
Raiders fan: No you can't. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Al: Commitment to excellence.
Raiders fan: Oh, don't live on past memories.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Al: I have coaches to fire.
Raiders fan: Do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Raiders fan: Well, can't you hang around for a few minutes. He won't take long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Jones', they lost by 8 yesterday.
Raiders fan: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Next Saturday, in San Diego.
Al: I think I'll time someone in the 40.
Raiders fan: You're not fooling anyone you know. Isn't there anything you can do?
Al: Go vertical. Commitment to excellence.
~bam~
The Dead Collector: I couldn't take no more of that.
Raiders fan: That you very much