GRD;4117149 said:
Good.. Good...keep um Coming.. Though I thought at this point you all could have done better than mine... So who gets the Vote...
All right. Fine. I'll give it a couple of shots:
"I knew when Drunk Jerry said, 'Anyone of 500 quarterbacks could backup Aikman' that I was done."
"Like Justice Potter Stewart with pr0n, I know a good football team when I see it. And this ain't it."
"I wonder if Coach Fassell is going to put his chips 'all in' with this bunch."
"I don't know about Trey Junkin's snaps. He could cost us big someday."
"Why don't we ever run shotgun on the goal line?"
"Tiki Barber looks a lot like Shaun Alexander."
"Sean Payton looks like Frankie Muniz."
"Eastern Illinois. Pshaw! I'd never coach a quarterback from there."
*Dividing by zero*
"I wonder if I can get a date with Veronica tonight. If not, I'll see what Betty's doing."