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Ware: look Sean, ive told you a million times, i know how to spell leadership.....
 
ware.."you know we are the only 2 great players on this defense right?"
 
Ware: "Sean, you guys need to step it up and help me this year, I can't do it all."

Sean: "Don't blame me, blame the rest of the defense, as for me and you, we're two peas in a pod."
 
Ware: Hey Sean, I'll bet you someone at CowboysZone.com starts a "caption this" thread over the picture that reporter just took of us.

Sean: Great, pretty soon those bozos are going to start posting how we're not leaders because we're the only two not running with the rest of the team.
 
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"I'm tellin' ya. The more sacks you get, the faster you'll go bald."
 
It isn't really a caption, but this photo sort of reminds me the opposite of a scene in "An Officer and a Gentleman."

The OTCs are spent after a run and here comes a platoon singing...

"Lift your heads and hold 'em high
The best in the regiment is running on by"

Foley tells the OTCs not to even look at them because they aren't worthy.

In this one the OTCs are running on by and the best of the regiment isn't even looking at them.
 
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Ware: Hey Sean, yesterday Vickers had ants in his pants! They attacked his junk!

Lee: NO!!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
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Ware: Hey Sean, I'll bet you someone at CowboysZone.com starts a "caption this" thread over the picture that reporter just took of us.

Sean: Great, pretty soon those bozos are going to start posting how we're not leaders because we're the only two not running with the rest of the team.

well played:laugh2:
 
Ware: Looks like we might actually get some help this year Sean.

Lee: Alright DeMarcus lets not get too optimistic until after opening day.
 
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Ware: Dude...you need to get some sun. Where were you, in a film room all off season? Your legs look like my arm sleeves.
 
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Ware: Hey Sean, yesterday Vickers had ants in his pants! They attacked his junk!

Lee: NO!!?!?!?!?!?!?
We have a winner. /End thread. :lmao2:
 
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Ware: ...so you've got to overlook some fans. Take my drafting for instance. Some wanted Shawne Merriman over me.
Lee: You're lying.
Ware: Uh uh. It's true.
Lee: I didn't know it was that bad out in the fanbase.
Ware: It's not. Just a minority. Check out CowboysZone.com sometime. You have a few harping nonstop on sixteen years, pimping every veteran that hits the wire to be signed... Some have Romophobia big time.
Lee: Romo? Nah. You're joking.
Ware: Nope. R-o-m-o. Some folks are just off. There's this guy over there by the name of DallasEast who craps on Terrell Owens every chance he gets.
Lee: TO? What's his problem with TO?
Ware: Don't know. Owens is nuts. Probably drove him nuts too. Anyway, back to you. Forget any criticism people have thrown at you. The league, coaches and your teammates know you're a baller, so keep on doing what you do. It's all good.
Lee: Thanks man. CowboysZone, huh? I'm going to read up on DallasEast.
Ware: Just remember. He's nuts.
 
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Ware: Hey Sean, yesterday Vickers had ants in his pants! They attacked his junk!

Lee: NO!!?!?!?!?!?!?

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 
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Ware: Yeah so after I picked off Vick I stiffed armed him in the face, haha. It was pretty sweet, bet you can't beat that.

Lee: I intercepted Peyton Manning......twice, in one game.

Ware: -_-
 
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Ware: Ok for the last time.....Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes.
 
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Lee: "Have you seen Dadymat's avatar?"

Ware: "Sweet, .. but I'm married dude."
 
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Ware - "Anything you wanna ask me Lee?"

Lee - "How could you let Jacobs punk you out like that last year?"

Ware - "He was running over all of us!"

Lee - "Not me."

Ware - "Shutup!"
 
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Ware: Hey Sean, yesterday Vickers had ants in his pants! They attacked his junk!

Lee: NO!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Looks like something may be attacking Lee's junk.... look how he's standing. :D
 

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